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we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.
so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?