biological age Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Age Clocks: Cell Edition

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo yo yo! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where time is just a suggestion and epigenetic clocks are the new currency. Want to quantify your biological age at cell-type resolution? We got you, fam. Just hop on our server and watch as your cells age in real time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Fight off hordes of mutant zombies with laser swords while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. See you on the other side, adventurer!

BioAge Battle Royale

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6980
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

SugarRushCraft

aging, biological age, cellular health, cellular level, dietary habits, epigenetic age, findings, health, healthy diet, less sugar, Midlife, MINERALS, nutrition, research, scientific study, study, sugar consumption, sugar intake, SugarRushCraft, VITAMINS, Women

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where eating virtual cake actually makes you younger in the game! forget about aging in real life, on our server you can reverse the clock by munching on some healthy pixelated food.

we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.

so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?

VeganTwinsAgeHack

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

come join our minecraft server where eating vegan will literally make you younger!!! like, who needs anti-aging creams when you can just eat some tofu and kale on our server??! we’ve got twins on here who have been eating vegan for 8 weeks and their hearts, hormones, livers, and all that other stuff are like, way younger now. it’s like a fountain of youth but in minecraft form. join us now and defy the laws of aging with some virtual veggies! #veganminecraft #foreveryoung

PrematureCraft: Ageless Twins

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Yo, listen up! Have you ever thought about being older than a premature baby just because you were born at the same time? Mind-blowing, right? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Explore a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. Chat with fellow players about the meaning of life or challenge them to a dance-off in the town square. Who knows, you might even make lifelong friends (or enemies) along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal youth (spoiler alert: it involves eating a lot of cake). See you in the game, crazy diamonds!

CaloricCraft: Age-Reducing Research

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only carrots and potatoes to reduce our biological age!!!!! funded by the ministry of education in singapore, we have discovered the secret to eternal youth through mild caloric restriction!! join us and become a minecraft vampire who never ages!!! plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them!! don’t miss out on the chance to become immortal in the world of minecraft!!!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.6w.vanillaboxmc.ru

FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further than our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper’s explosion is the sheer insanity of our players!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that is frankly implacable in its absurdity!

CraftyCriminalBidenServer

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Votes:	9539	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest place in the Minecraft universe! We have zero tolerance for boring players and encourage all our members to let loose and have a good time.

Join us if you want to call Joe Biden a criminalpig and get away with it! We don’t believe in censorship or political correctness here – say whatever you want, whenever you want. Plus, we have a special feature where every time you defeat a mob, a real-life pig dressed as Joe Biden appears in your game. It’s hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a criminalpig!

MythicHaven VS Hypixel

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Votes:	9741
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Hypixel	MythicHaven
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server with a variety of minigames	– Ultimate Towny experience with custom features
– Active player base and frequent updates	– 75+ Custom Enchants, In-Game Ranks, Jobs, McMMO
– High-quality server performance	– Custom music and sound effects, Regular Events
– Professional staff and customer support	– Player run economy and custom crafting recipes
Cons	Cons
– May be overwhelming for new players	– Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
– Some game modes may be less popular	– Limited variety of minigames

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Hypixel or MythicHaven better for players who enjoy minigames?

Hypixel is known for having a wide variety of minigames for players to enjoy, making it a great choice for those who love minigames. However, MythicHaven offers a unique Towny experience with custom features that cater to players who prefer a more structured gameplay style.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel is the largest Minecraft server with a very active player base. MythicHaven, on the other hand, has a smaller player base but offers a more personalized and community-oriented experience.

Which server has better performance and customer support?

Hypixel is known for its high-quality server performance and professional staff who provide excellent customer support. MythicHaven also offers friendly staff, but due to its smaller size, performance may vary compared to Hypixel.

Are there any unique features that set MythicHaven apart from Hypixel?

MythicHaven offers 75+ custom enchants, player-run economy, custom crafting recipes, and regular events that provide a unique and immersive Towny experience that is different from the minigame-focused gameplay of Hypixel.

YeehawCraft: Why are Americans like this?

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in our Minecraft world, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.

So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!

Blocky Bitz: Where the Halvening Means More Than Just Mining!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, you’ll be saying “KEK” in no time!

Join us and witness the epic halvening of prices that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is. Who knew mining for diamonds could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Want to join his army of feathered warriors? Of course you do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most LOL-worthy adventures in Minecraft history. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

Crafty Combat Chaos – Not your average fighting game!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	109
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be questioning reality!

Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the infamous Sakamata, a legendary boss who is rumored to be unbeatable. But don’t worry, we have top secret tips and tricks that will have you taking down Sakamata in no time!

And as for Polka being unusable? Well, on our server, Polka is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. Use it to conquer your enemies and reign supreme in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Nightmares: Where Creepers and Zombies Throw the Best Parties!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a blockbuster movie? Look no further than our server, where we have the most dedicated players who never give up, just like a true good soldier of cinema! Join us and be a part of the few honest gamers in the Minecraft world, where we create epic stories and adventures that will keep you on the edge of your seat. So grab your popcorn and get ready for a cinematic gaming experience like no other!

FraggleCraft VS Hypixel

Achievements, Bedrock Support, Bosses, Cauldron Hunt, corn maze, Cross-Play, Custom monsters, Custom Music, Economy, FraggleCraft, halloween event, Haunted Mansion, Java Support, Limited Time Cosmetics, Limited Time Event Currency, MCMMO, minecraft server, Prison, Roleplay, Shop, Special Event Area, Survival, Towny, Trick or treating

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9568
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Towns Built:	6

Feature	Hypixel	FraggleCraft
Support Versions	1.8 – 1.16.x	1.9 – 1.20.x
Years Running	8 Years	7 Years
Bedrock Support	No	Yes
Special Events	Regularly hosted	Halloween Event
Custom Content	Some	Custom Monsters, Bosses, Haunted Mansion, Corn Maze

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What versions does Hypixel support?	Hypixel supports Minecraft versions 1.8 – 1.16.x
Does FraggleCraft support Bedrock edition?	Yes, FraggleCraft supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
Are there any special events on FraggleCraft?	Yes, FraggleCraft currently has a Halloween event with unique features and limited time cosmetics.
Is there custom content on Hypixel?	While Hypixel has some custom content, FraggleCraft offers custom monsters, bosses, a haunted mansion, and a corn maze to explore.

Pixelated Betrayal: Nintend’oh No!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas come prancing through your front door. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheeseburgers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s afraid of a little fun!