With a community of like-minded players who understand the importance of keeping our virtual world pure and white, you can rest assured that your creations will be safe from any unwanted influences. Plus, our server is filled with amazing builds, exciting challenges, and endless possibilities for you to unleash your creativity.
So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only color that matters is the one you choose for your pixelated skin. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and show off your skills to your fellow players. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken, only to have it mysteriously disappear overnight and be replaced with a giant banana wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what goes through the mind of biological women who are into trannies? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to explore this mind-boggling question through interpretive dance battles and philosophical debates in our virtual town square.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe while riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!
Join us and experience the power of circadian-informed lighting, where you’ll be building epic castles and battling mobs all night long without feeling like a zombie the next day. Trust me, once you go circadian, you’ll never wanna go back to regular old Minecraft servers. So come on, join us and level up your gaming experience in the most lit way possible. Let’s get this party started, baby!
if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.
but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.
so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?
Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like this family’s Ancestry test results. Who knows what kind of crazy surprises await you in our pixelated world?
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden truths, all while building your own blocky empire. And don’t worry, we promise not to leak your secrets to your Minecraft in-laws! So what are you waiting for? Jump in and start crafting your own outrageous adventure today!
we got mega-networks that will blow your mind, like seriously, you’ll be like “woah, this is some next level stuff right here.” join us and experience the craziest adventures, like battling mutant zombies made of tryptophan or building a castle out of glowing blocks.
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started, because on this server, anything is possible. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with giant chickens and killer bunnies. Our PvP arena is lit AF, you’ll be dodging arrows and fireballs like a pro in no time. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we got flying pigs and dancing creepers, it’s a party in every corner.
But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a never-ending treasure hunt, with hidden dungeons and secret passages waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our hardcore mode where death is just a heartbeat away.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of our crazy family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of grandma herself, crafting diamonds out of thin air. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a dragon to the moon!
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night! and don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt where u can find the golden pickaxe of destiny!
so what r u waiting for?? join now before the zombies take over and turn everything into a giant potato farm! trust me, u won’t regret it!
A vanilla minecraft server, no extra mods!
It’s a casual minecraft server, join and make friends, build cool stuff.
There is a secret cake somewhere in the radius of 500×500 which will grant the first person who finds it an item of their choice!
So hurry up and join, we’re waiting for you!
135.148.103.190:25577
| Server Type | LGBTQ+ SMP |
|---|---|
| No. of Players | Unlimited |
| Map Size | 35,000×35,000 |
| Server Stability | Up and lag-free since June 2020 |
| Pay-To-Win | No |
| Donation Policy | Donations go entirely to charity |
| Cross-Platform | Optimized for Java and Bedrock |
A: The server has been up and running lag-free since June 2020.
A: No, the server will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map.
A: No, ExeosCraft promises fairness for all players and no pay-to-win elements.
A: All donations received go entirely to charity.
A: ExeosCraft does not tolerate hate speech and is a safe space for everyone.
A: Yes, there are custom plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting.
A: Yes, ExeosCraft is optimized for Java and Bedrock players with unique features for Bedrock players.
Our latest edition is all about 2B’s Large Ass – yes, you heard that right! Dive into a world where 2B’s booty takes center stage and anything is possible. Whether you want to build a shrine to 2B’s behind or embark on a quest to find the legendary Booty Diamond, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
We’ve got more drama than a family dinner with Fran and James, with players arguing over names like Clarence and Dorothy. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?
Join now and see if you can survive the name wars on our server. Will you choose a classic vintage name like Rosemary or go for something totally out there like Robin/Robyn? The choice is yours, just don’t expect anyone to agree with you!
Don’t worry, we won’t force you to include anyone you don’t want to – unlike the OP’s dad in this crazy story. You can choose your own cooking partners and create your own recipe book with them. And if anyone calls you a brat or a jerk for not including them, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a cooking adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual culinary creations and forge some unforgettable in-game memories with your chosen cooking companions. See you there!
