Biohazard MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CondimentCraft

jelly, kitchen, resolution, brother, herpes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the drama between our players! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, build insane structures, and get caught up in the craziest sibling rivalry you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: two brothers, living together in harmony until a sandwich debacle tears them apart. One brother, casually spreading peanut butter and then double-dipping the knife into the jelly. The other brother, horrified by the potential herpes contamination, decides to take matters into his own hands by buying his own condiments and mini fridge. The tension escalates as hot dogs are cooked, condiments are questioned, and accusations fly.

But fear not, brave Minecraft warriors! This server is not just about building and exploring, it’s about navigating the treacherous waters of sibling relationships and condiment controversies. Will you choose sides in this epic battle of the brothers, or will you forge your own path to glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

travel, weak link, international travellers, health, biohazard

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

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LimbsAwayCraft

medical practice, surgical waste, disposal, surgery, Healthcare

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all of your limbs intact! Unlike those other servers where your body parts mysteriously disappear, we guarantee that you will leave our server will all limbs attached.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of what doctors do with your amputated body parts after surgery. Rumor has it that they use them to create a secret army of zombie limbs to take over the world! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and all your other body parts too).

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of keeping all your limbs while embarking on epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lab where doctors are experimenting on limbs to create the ultimate weapon – the Limb-o-nator! Join us now and let the madness begin!

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HouseParty Minecraft Server

unruly kids, Server, Frustrated, cluttered home, overwhelmed

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of untrained dogs and unneutered cats? Look no further! Our server is like stepping into a tornado of broken toys, dirty dishes, and trash – but in a good way!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s as messy as your friend’s house after they added in way too many animals. The smell of adventure will stick to your virtual clothes, just like the smell of animal waste sticks to everything in their house.

Don’t worry about tiptoeing around piles of dog poop and pee – in our server, you’ll be too busy dodging creepers and zombies to even notice! And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a virtual couch that definitely isn’t soaked in pee (we promise).

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll need to bring is a sense of humor and maybe some trash bags for your car seats. And remember, if anyone asks why you’re always hanging out here, just tell them it’s because our server is the place to be!

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PlagueCraft FrenchMinister

France, FrenchMinister, letter, PlagueCraft, interior minister

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.

we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.

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ToiletSeatBloodGone

personal boundaries, elderly parents, chinese culture, tolerance, Cultural differences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and personal hygiene above all else! Looking for a server where you can practice your bathroom etiquette skills? Look no further!

Join us for epic battles and adventures, but make sure to clean up after yourself – especially when it comes to any…erm…biohazards left behind on the toilet seat. Our players take their hygiene seriously, so be prepared to wipe down those seats like your life depends on it!

Experience the drama and intrigue of roommate conflicts, Minecraft style. Will you be the one to confront your fellow players about their bathroom habits, or will you be the one leaving surprises behind for others to clean up?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of cleanliness and confrontation. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, it’s not just creepers you have to watch out for – it’s your roommates too!

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GroceryWarsMC

job loss, freeloading, overbearing in-laws, financial struggles, cultural assimilation

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think your fridge is their personal grocery store? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no virtual in-laws will steal your virtual food!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have had enough of freeloading family members. Build your own virtual world where you can be in control of who gets access to your virtual fridge. No more screaming matches or packing suitcases in front of your virtual mother-in-law – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Join now and start fresh in a world where you can leave all the drama behind. Who needs real-life debts and family feuds when you can escape to a virtual paradise? Plus, our virtual landlord is always on your side, ready to kick out any unwanted guests.

So say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a husband who can’t keep his family in check!

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MineCraft Mania Server

vtuber community, upcoming birthdays, Minecraft, non-english vtubers, koikatsu cards

Welcome to the True Love Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more. Why settle for mainstream when you can be a VIP on this server?

Imagine a world where large indie vtubers are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This server is a safe haven for the true connoisseurs of indie vtubers, regardless of the language they stream in. It’s like a secret club for the elite!

And hey, if you have a 499view oshi, you can totally shill them here. We’re all about supporting the underdogs, as long as they meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers for you to check out and stan.

Plus, we have exclusive Koikatsu cards for some steamy fun, a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of all the important dates, and even OC material for the OP. And don’t forget about the Ducks – they’re a big deal here!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and support indie vtubers like never before. Previous Thread: >>77482305 (because who doesn’t love a good thread reference?)

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CapToss Minecraft Server

bottle caps, waste reduction, #sustainability, Minecraft, eco-friendly habits

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we don’t just throw out bottle caps, we rip them off and fling them into the abyss! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Legend has it that if you collect enough bottle caps on our server, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve turning your enemies into chickens or giving you an unlimited supply of diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rare and elusive Niggers, mystical creatures that will guide you on epic quests and lead you to hidden treasures. So come on, join us and let the bottle cap throwing madness begin!

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Momma’s Minecraft Mansion

Legal, Minecraft, Hardship, mommas, mom

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mom trying to guilt trip you into giving her money? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything, just like wondering why your ex left you on his life insurance policy.

We’ve got griefers more persistent than your ex’s mom trying to get that cash, and players with more twists and turns than a telenovela. Build your virtual world while navigating through family drama and unexpected windfalls, just like inheriting a life insurance policy from a long-lost ex.

With more plot twists than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and make you wonder if you’re doing the right thing, just like deciding whether or not to keep that life insurance money. And hey, maybe you’ll finally be able to afford a new bra after all those crazy events – talk about a win-win situation!

So come join us on this server where the drama is as intense as a family feud over life insurance money. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some closure and a new sense of purpose, just like finding out your ex’s true intentions from beyond the grave. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!

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