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Audiogenomics Minecraft SMP
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old health potions that just don’t cut it? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky SMP where our resident mad scientist is cooking up some seriously whacko psychotronic medications in his basement lab. Who needs regular old health potions when you can have potions that make you run faster, jump higher, and even turn you into a chicken for a day? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Get your free pass now and join the madness at https://www.patreon.com/36N9Genetics/redeem/8299D! -
HackMyBodyMC SMP
Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!
And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!
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MicrobeMixCraft
hey u! yes u! u wanna join dis crazy minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other! we got synthetic extremophiles runnin around, makin the place wild! dey got species-specific formulations dat improve microbial therapeutics or sumthin like dat. but who cares bout dat, right? come join us and see all the craziness for urself! we got creepers dancin, zombies singin, and skeletons doin the cha-cha! u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else, so come on and join the fun! -
PuppyApprovedDatingOnly
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as my dog? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like my dog who hates hats and sunglasses. Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what to expect, just like when my date got growled at by my normally friendly dog. Who knows, maybe you’ll dodge a bullet just like I did by finding the perfect server for you. Don’t listen to your friends, join us and embrace the drama! -
CraftyNATO Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have NATO controlling all the military aid to Ukraine! it’s like playing real life politics but in blocky pixel form. build your own army of creepers and take down the evil Ender Dragon who is trying to steal all the diamonds. with NATO on your side, you’ll never have to worry about running out of resources or getting ganked by a skeleton. join now for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life! -
DefenseCraft: NATO Prep
so, like, u know how ukraine and us just like signed this super cool 10-year defense agreement, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is like the ultimate training ground for all the future nato soldiers! join us and u will be like a super soldier in no time, fighting off creepers and zombies like a pro!we have the craziest battles ever, like one time this dude built a giant castle and we all had to team up to take it down. it was epic, bro! plus, we have the best weapons and armor in the game, so u will be unstoppable!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, just waiting for u to discover it. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate warrior in the minecraft world!
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GTA BoomerCraft
HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE ADULTS IN GTA CITIES ARE SHOOK? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT ALL THE KIDS DISAPPEARED AND NOW IT’S JUST US ADULTS TRYING TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DIAPER CHANGES AND CARTOON NETWORK.BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU ON THIS SERVER. WE’VE GOT GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES, UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.
SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY WORLD. WHO NEEDS KIDS ANYWAY WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SERVER THIS AWESOME? LET’S GET BUILDING, FOLKS!
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PolyCraftySyndrome
so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs flyin around with wings made of diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowin up ur stuff.oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Hocunity
Hello, welcome to our Planet Minecraft page!Here is a small description:We are a small server in the beta phase that tries to offer different things like Survival and CityBuild
What we offer so far:-Minigames:– TNT-Tag– BedWars– SkyWars– MurderMystery– Paintball– BuildBattle– TheBridge
I hope you visit our server sometime and remember help on our Discord server discord.com/invite/MjNpQHWH76 and with bugs just like that everything is still beta 🙂
With best regardsYour Hocunity Team
play.hocunity.net