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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8509 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!