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BioBlocker: No Aunties Allowed

adoption, Allowed, atheist, Aunties, BioBlocker, career, children, dream, family, Fatherhood, Financial, foster system, half-sister, hypocritical, Marriage, Niece, Prison, RELATIVES, Religion, selfish, single man, surrogate, well off

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mines Excavated:	2083
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make your family seem like a walk in the park.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from reality and want to escape into a world where the only drama is whether or not to adopt your niece from foster care. Create your own virtual family and decide whether or not to adopt in-game children, all while avoiding the judgmental stares of your pixelated relatives.

With our server, you can block annoying family members just like you would block annoying players. Build your dream home, start a virtual career, and live out your wildest fantasies without any real-life consequences.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life family drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual niece to adopt and show your relatives that you’re not so selfish after all.

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5633	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

aita, ashamed, attitude, Betrayed, Bisexual, CONSERVATIVE, Dangerous, Doctor, family, FIX, Girlfriend, love, Mysterious, Niece, relationship, secret life, serious, SisGotExposedLOL, sister, Telling, Traitor, Twisted

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Potions Brewed:	170
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	663550	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, ancestors’ journey, ancestral anecdotes, ancestral memories, ancestral tales, distant relatives, familial connections, familial legends, family history, family lore, family traditions, folklore, Genealogy, heritage, Legacy, Minecraft, oral history, passed down, Roots, smp, storytelling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8651	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

Audience, Beginning, Characters, Climax, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Expectations, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, resolution, reviews, series, ShowstopperCraft, storytelling, television, tv shows, viewership

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Bridges, BridgeWars, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, sanctions, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

Disinformation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Kursk incursion, KurskKonfusion, Media influence, military aggression, political manipulation, political strategy, Propaganda, psychological warfare, public perception, russia, Russian government, Strategic messaging, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Votes:	1928	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4497	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

BreastplateCraft

accessories, attire, BreastplateCraft, breasts, Buttons.., clothing, custom suits, designers, fashion, formalwear, jackets, lapels, Men’s suits, Menswear, pockets, sleeves, Style, tailoring, tailors, trousers, Wardrobe

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7607	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, answer, Community, Conversation, CraftyBlockz, Curiosity, discussion, Enquiry, forum, Help, INFORMATION, Investigate, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 923269858, ONLINE, question.., Server, solution, Support, Thread

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wacky as they come. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against mobs so tough they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our world!