bio children Minecraft Servers

Bio Children

  • RedditRuler Minecraft Server

    RedditRuler Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a 16-year-old player who is fighting for her right to browse Reddit! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate the boundaries of parental controls and internet freedom.

    Experience the thrill of sneaking onto Reddit while dodging parental restrictions, just like our rebellious teen player. Who knows what kind of crazy memes and cat videos you’ll come across!

    But beware, our server is filled with impulsive decision-making players who may lead you astray. Just like our curious teenager, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the rules are made to be broken (but not really, please follow the rules). Who needs sleep schedules and adult website limits when you can have unlimited access to Reddit (well, maybe not unlimited, but we’ll figure it out)!

    Are you ready to embark on this hilarious journey with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KidCraftHelp – Not Pawning Off!

    KidCraftHelp – Not Pawning Off!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my stepdaughter’s mom coming back into the picture after 7 years? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real-life chaos with some virtual fun!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about court battles or custody issues. Just build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any parental drama getting in the way.

    Plus, we have a team of virtual helpers ready to assist you with any in-game challenges, so you can focus on your gameplay without feeling overwhelmed. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you like my in-laws did – they’re too busy arguing about who’s the real Minecraft MVP!

    So come join us on the server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is deciding who gets the last diamond block. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with stepmom struggles in real life. See you in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BioKidsRuleStepDrool

    BioKidsRuleStepDrool

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and inheritance disputes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepchildren or widowed daughters trying to claim your virtual land. No more arguments over who gets the diamond ore or who gets to ride the virtual horse first!

    Plus, with our virtual economy, you can amass all the virtual wealth you want without any judgment from your real-life spouse or stepchildren. Build your virtual empire and leave a virtual legacy for your virtual grandchildren – all without the drama of real-life inheritance issues!

    So why wait? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your virtual house!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LostInMinecraftSMP

    LostInMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, who even knows where they wanna be in 5 or 10 years? Like, I could be living on Mars with my pet alien cat for all I know. But you know what I do know? I wanna be on this Minecraft SMP server, bro. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Like, one time this dude joined and suddenly he had super speed and could mine diamonds with his mind. It was crazy, bro. And don’t even get me started on the parties we have on the weekends. We’re talking creeper DJs and zombie dancers, it’s lit af.

    So if you wanna join a server where the grass is neon green and the cows wear sunglasses, then this is the place for you, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AloneCraft: Extrovert Edition

    AloneCraft: Extrovert Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever wonder what extroverts think about when they’re alone? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us for a wild ride through the minds of extroverts as they build, mine, and chat up a storm in our virtual world.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of extroverted aliens who are using Minecraft as a cover for their intergalactic communication experiments. Join us and you might just uncover the truth behind the extraterrestrial conspiracy!

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. It’s said that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your quest for riches, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of extroverted enlightenment.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FrozenAssetMC_Server

    FrozenAssetMC_Server

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    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDZ GALORE AND CREEPERZ DAT DANCE LIKE THEY AT A RAVE.

    WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA.

    ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW THE BEST PARTIES.

    JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!

    ALSO, UKRAINE JUST GOT SOME CASH FROM RUSSIA SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s safer than central Israel right now! Our missile interceptions never fail, unlike in Yemen. Plus, we got six injured players who can’t stop playing cuz it’s so lit! Come join the chaos and build ur own bunker to protect urself from any incoming missiles. It’s a blast, literally! Join now before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BreadCraft: The Carb Chronicles

    BreadCraft: The Carb Chronicles

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than the entire Inuit language has words for snow. we have bread that sparkles like diamonds, bread that sings like angels, and bread that can even make you fly like a majestic bread eagle.

    our community is filled with bread enthusiasts who will trade you rare loaves and share their secret bread recipes. we even have a bread-themed parkour course where you can jump from baguette to baguette like a true bread ninja.

    if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us and experience the carb-filled adventure of a lifetime. who needs snow when you can have bread in all its glorious forms? come join us and let the bread revolution begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WhaleCraft: 130+ Year Lifespan

    WhaleCraft: 130+ Year Lifespan

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where whales live for over 130 years and go on wild adventures with you! forget about boring old servers where whales die young, come to ours for the ultimate whale experience. ride on the back of a 130-year-old southern right whale as you explore the depths of the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. industrial whaling has nothing on us, we protect our whales and let them live their best lives. come join the fun and see just how long your whale companion can live!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Soppeldunk War SMP modded

    Soppeldunk War SMP modded

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Hosting a team based survival modded Minecraft server with enhanced combat, skill tree, guns, nukes, and more.
    Gameplay No gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose to survive peacefully or destroy everything with nuclear power.
    Current Features SUPPORTS UP TO 60 PLAYERS (proximity chat, souls like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, skill tree, etc…)
    Updates More updates will be rolled out in the future.
    Installation Instructions Visit Discord for installation instructions. Curse Forge required.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players does the server support? The server supports up to 60 players.
    What are some of the features available on the server? Some features include proximity chat, souls-like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, and skill tree.
    Are there any gameplay rules limiting players? No, there are no gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose their own path in the game.
    Where can I find the installation instructions? Installation instructions can be found on the Discord server. Curse Forge is required for the modded Minecraft server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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