Bio Children MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RedditRuler Minecraft Server

rules, Apple family, Trust, online viewing, age restrictions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a 16-year-old player who is fighting for her right to browse Reddit! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate the boundaries of parental controls and internet freedom.

Experience the thrill of sneaking onto Reddit while dodging parental restrictions, just like our rebellious teen player. Who knows what kind of crazy memes and cat videos you’ll come across!

But beware, our server is filled with impulsive decision-making players who may lead you astray. Just like our curious teenager, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the rules are made to be broken (but not really, please follow the rules). Who needs sleep schedules and adult website limits when you can have unlimited access to Reddit (well, maybe not unlimited, but we’ll figure it out)!

Are you ready to embark on this hilarious journey with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

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KidCraftHelp – Not Pawning Off!

custody battles, Emotional support, child support, mother-daughter relationship, judge’s decision

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my stepdaughter’s mom coming back into the picture after 7 years? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real-life chaos with some virtual fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about court battles or custody issues. Just build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any parental drama getting in the way.

Plus, we have a team of virtual helpers ready to assist you with any in-game challenges, so you can focus on your gameplay without feeling overwhelmed. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you like my in-laws did – they’re too busy arguing about who’s the real Minecraft MVP!

So come join us on the server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is deciding who gets the last diamond block. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with stepmom struggles in real life. See you in the virtual world!

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BioKidsRuleStepDrool

stepchildren, children’s future, oral surgeon, Communication, grandchildren

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and inheritance disputes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepchildren or widowed daughters trying to claim your virtual land. No more arguments over who gets the diamond ore or who gets to ride the virtual horse first!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can amass all the virtual wealth you want without any judgment from your real-life spouse or stepchildren. Build your virtual empire and leave a virtual legacy for your virtual grandchildren – all without the drama of real-life inheritance issues!

So why wait? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your virtual house!

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

marginalized communities, cultural diversity, blocky, regionalism, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where the age-old feud between Brazilians and Nordestinos is alive and well! Join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and outrageous accusations as we delve into this wacky rivalry. Who will come out on top? Will peace ever be restored? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops and the laughs never end! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other.

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The Baller Minecraft SMP

referee blunders, referee decisions, Minecraft, Baller, questionable calls

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of the reballiest moments in the history of this sport.

Picture this: a group of players decided to build a giant rollercoaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even underwater. But here’s the twist – they built it all while riding pigs! Yes, you heard that right, pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs wearing diamond armor and wielding enchanted swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to commands in Pig Latin. And every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the center of the map, dropping rare loot for those brave enough to defeat it.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ParentingCraft: AITA Edition

instrumental music, screen time limits, asthma attacks, kids songs, bedtime routine

Looking for a Minecraft server that matches your parenting style? Look no further! Join our server where we only allow 1.5 hours of screen time a day, feed our players only organic food, and play instrumental music in the background.

Unlike other servers, we don’t tolerate players who have fits of rage and need an iPad to calm down. We promote good behavior and healthy habits for all our players. And if your child hits other players, we have a strict no-hitting policy in place!

So if you’re tired of servers that promote unhealthy habits and bad behavior, come join us! Your child will thank you for it in the long run. Plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even start talking in complete sentences sooner than you think!

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PopSongPvP – Minecraft SMP

music nostalgia, upbeat songs, music playlist, pop music, music lover

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to build a castle with your friends while jamming out to the best pop songs ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join our server and experience the ultimate pop music party while you craft, build, and survive in a world full of crazy adventures. Picture this: you and your friends battling creepers while singing along to Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” or building a roller coaster to the tune of Justin Bieber’s “Baby.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly DJ who only plays pop music from the 90s. Will you dare to dance with the spirits while mining for rare ores? Only the bravest players will survive the ultimate pop music challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a pop-tastic experience like no other!

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CraftyCreeperSecrets

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our server where the dark secret is that all the mobs are secretly plotting against the players. That’s right, those cute little creepers and zombies are actually masterminds of chaos and destruction. But don’t worry, you can join forces with them and unleash mayhem on your fellow players for a truly unique gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground city filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a dragon who just wants someone to play chess with. Can you outsmart the dragon and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless hours of entertainment, look no further. Join us and uncover the dark secrets of your profession as a Minecraft player.

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BoramaeCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, Technology, south korea, military equipment, Air Force Modernization

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we fly around in KF-21 Boramae Fighters like total badasses. we out here in the Philippines Air Force, taking over the skies and dominating the competition. ain’t no one messing with us when we’re soaring through the air in our high-tech fighter jets. join us for some crazy aerial battles and show off your piloting skills. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane action-packed server. let’s goooo!

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NATO-Ukraine Defense Squad

solidarity, defense systems, Natoukraine, intervention, Assistance

lmao u gotta join this server cuz we got DRONES and MISSILES flying everywhere like a freakin warzone. u can help UKRAINE take down those pesky RUSSIANS with ur mad Minecraft skills. join now and be a hero in the virtual world, bruh. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this craziness. let’s goooooooo!

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