LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT ENERGY DRINKS AND ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE! OUR RATS IN THE HIPPOCAMPUS REGION OF THE BRAIN LOVE IT! THEY DRINK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW AND BUILD THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT CREATIONS EVER! COME JOIN THE PARTY AND SEE WHAT INSANE SHENANIGANS OUR RATS ARE UP TO! WHO NEEDS NEURAL FUNCTIONING ANYWAY? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC BLOCKY MASTERPIECES TOGETHER!
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SoberCraft: The Ultimate Hangover-Free Zone
u ever been so drunk u woke up in a chicken coop? well, our server is the place for u! we got so many crazy stories of players waking up in random places after a wild night of mining and crafting. but hey, we also understand the importance of taking a break from the brewskis. that’s why we have alcohol-free days on our server! come join us and see if u can resist the temptation to crack open a cold one while building ur dream castle. who knows, u might even uncover the secret to preventing negative consequences associated w/alcohol. plus, we have a special surprise for anyone who can go a whole week without touching a drop of that sweet, sweet potion. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!GeoDrinkCraftEU2020
come join our minecraft server, where we drink in stable, beverage-specific clusters like wine, beer, spirit, binge drinking, abstinence, and combo! it’s like a european party up in here, but with blocks and creepers!we have crazy geography that determines where you can find the best drinks and the wildest parties. build your own bar and serve up some virtual drinks to your friends while exploring the land and battling mobs.
who needs a study to tell you where the party’s at when you can just join our server and experience it for yourself? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this virtual party started!
