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TomboyTreasurers Minecraft Server – Where even tomboys can get paid in diamonds! LOL

binders, boob flattening, diamonds, feminism, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Lgbt, LGBT activism, LGBT community, LGBT pride, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Representation, lol, Minecraft, paid, Server, Tomboy, tomboy fashion, tomboy style, Tomboys, TomboyTreasurers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Farms Harvested:	847
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground society of tomboys who are rebelling against the LGBT faggot club by testing out binders in exchange for diamonds. Join us for the wildest adventures and craziest quests you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knew flattening boobs could be so lucrative? Join now and be a part of the tomboy revolution!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3096	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Animals Bred:	185	Dragon Eggs Found:	9111
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mines Excavated:	1267
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3118
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8629	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	607240	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	919

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3034	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Emeralds Found:	9129
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!