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BloodyBroBedSwap

bedsheets, BLEEDING, blood stains, BloodyBroBedSwap, Boundaries, brother, charger, cleanliness, Communication, consideration, Eczema, Etiquette, family, household chores, hygiene, open sores, personal space, relationships, reminder, Respect, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with eczema on his calves and thighs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in disbelief!

Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to build while avoiding blood stains on your sheets. Our server is so intense, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when your friend forgets not to sit on your bed with open sores.

So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring some extra bandages and a strong stomach!

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DriveByCraft SMP

Adrenaline, car accessories, car culture, car customization, car enthusiasts, car maintenance, car performance, car safety, car technology, commuting, DriveByCraft, Driving, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, Relaxation, road trips, scenic routes, smp, SPEED, traffic, Transportation

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up for fun. And get this, our main mode of transportation is riding pigs with saddles, because who needs cars when you have bacon-powered speedsters, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret portal that takes you to a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until you cry, then you have to join our SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little crazy around here. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CryCraftHits

Ballads, CryCraftHits, emotional ballads, emotional lyrics, Emotional Music, heart-wrenching melodies, heartbreak songs, heartbreaking ballads, melancholic tracks, moving music, poignant tunes, sad songs, sentimental music, songs that make you cry, sorrowful melodies, soul-stirring songs, tear-inducing tracks, tearful tunes, tearjerker tunes, touching songs, weepy tracks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because our server will have you bawling like a baby in no time! Join us and experience the emotional rollercoaster of Minecraft like never before. Our spawn area is a giant tissue box because you’re gonna need it after hearing the saddest songs played on repeat. So come on, grab your pickaxe and your waterproof mascara, because this server will have you crying tears of joy (and maybe a little bit of frustration).

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CraftyPutin’sEconWoes

concerns, CraftyPutinsEconWoes, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic outlook, economic stability, Economy, financial crisis, global economy, Government, inflation, international relations, News, Politics, putin, recession, Reuters, russia, Russian economy, sanctions

so, like, putin is like freaking out about russia’s economy, right? like, he’s probably sitting in his fancy office, sweating bullets and stuff. but, like, we have the perfect solution for him – join our minecraft server!

imagine this – putin logging into our server, building a giant gold palace, and flexing on all the other players. he can forget about russia’s economy for a while and just chill with us. we even have a special “putin’s palace” area where he can rule over his virtual kingdom.

plus, we have the best economy in minecraft history. like, you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, or even sell your soul for a stack of emeralds. it’s wild, man.

so, if you want to escape the real world and have a blast with putin and the gang, join our minecraft server now! it’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust us.

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Sun Locator’s Blindness

Astronomy, Blindness, celestial body, Focus, Gaze, glare, locate, Locators, looking, momentary confusion, natural light, Observation, optical illusion, Perception, Phenomenon, radiant, Sight, Solar, Sun, temporary blindness, VISIBILITY, vision

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun plays tricks on you! if you can find the sun without looking at it, then looking at it will make you forget where it is for a bit! it’s like a crazy game of hide and seek with the sun, but in minecraft! who knew the sun could be so sneaky? join now for a chance to outsmart the sun and show off your mad skills!

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BloodyBroBedSwap

DriveByCraft SMP

CryCraftHits

CraftyPutin’sEconWoes

Sun Locator’s Blindness