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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7030 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.