2024 Best BillionYearBash New Minecraft Servers

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

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NukeCraft: Iran-Niger Deal

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lol imagine if that was a Minecraft server plot twist! join our server for the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so much uranium you’ll be glowing in the dark for weeks! build your own nuke and blow up your enemies in style! who needs diamonds when you have radioactive material to play with? come join us and start your own illicit nuke weapon program today! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

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Shoe-naked Minecraft Server

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join our server and experience the ultimate naked shoe wearing experience! we have a special plugin that makes your character feel extra naked while wearing shoes, it’s like being naked but even more naked!
imagine running around in the wilderness, gathering resources and building your own naked shoe empire. the possibilities are endless!

our players have reported feeling more free and liberated while playing on our server, it’s truly a one-of-a-kind experience. so come join us and see for yourself why being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked!

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HolyCraft Psychedelicz

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.
join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.

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Nations in Minecraft: Where players pretend to know how government works.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join our discord server at https://discord.com/invite/VGxhdF2V56 and follow the instructions provided there.
What kind of events do you host?	We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. These events are designed to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for all players.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create your own nation on the server and recruit other players to join you. As the leader of a nation, you can set laws, establish alliances with other nations, and expand your territory.

TinyTNT Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies! Are you tired of not being able to lift those big girls in real life? Well, on our server, you can lift and throw them around to your heart’s content!
Imagine picking up a girl and tossing her into the air like a ragdoll, or holding her while you both battle it out against creepers and zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the thrill of lifting and fucking big girls in a virtual world like never before. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your fantasies in the most outrageous way possible. See you in the game!

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MineArknights – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than an Ifrit skin web event? Well, look no further because our server is on fire! Literally, we have a Flamebringer skin event that will make you feel hotter than a lava pool.
Join us and meet our exclusive characters like Guard Surtr, Specialist Mizuki, and Sniper Pozemka. They’re ready to take on any challenge, whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called Operation Pyrolysis where you can get your hands on the rarest skins like Saga and Penance. Trust us, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even run into Fartooth and Shalem on your journey. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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CraftyBitchesIntervention

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Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!
Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

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CreeperFamilyDrama

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Are you tired of boring old family secrets like Aunt Mildred’s secret meatloaf recipe? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of disturbing family secrets for you to uncover! Join us and discover the twisted tales of Uncle Bob’s pet llama army or Grandma Gertrude’s underground roller derby ring. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll stumble upon in our wacky world! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

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Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trash balloons than north korea sending them to south korea 😂 we got more trash than a landfill and more fun than a barrel of monkeys 🐒 join us for crazy adventures and build your own trash kingdom 🗑️ who needs north or south korea when you can have the trashiest time of your life on our server 😜🎮 #trashballoonsfordays #minecraftmadness

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CraftyHostageGamer

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so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and dive into a whole new world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that shoot lasers, and cows that can breakdance better than your little cousin at a wedding.
we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.

join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!

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