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Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

retarded Muslims, fake schools, India, Import, pajeets

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

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She has killed billions in Minecraft SMP

ruthless, serial killer, criminal mastermind, mass murderer, psychopath

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to survive… if you can! Our server is ruled by a ruthless queen who has killed billions of players who dare to challenge her. But don’t worry, she’s not online all the time, so you might have a chance to build your empire before she comes for you.

Join our server if you’re looking for a challenge, or if you just enjoy living life on the edge. Our community is full of crazy characters, from a wizard who can turn sheep into diamonds to a ninja who can sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken might come crashing down from the sky or when a pack of zombie villagers might invade your base. So grab your sword and pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, she has killed billions… but maybe you’ll be the one to finally take her down.

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Debate Ender Minecraft SMP

comparison, suspension of disbelief, circumcision, Ender, medical procedures

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the most mind-boggling topics like why billions of people have cut genitals! Join us for a server experience that will stretch your suspension of disbelief to the limit.

Imagine a world where your heart beats only 3 billion times in 100 years, but billions of circumcisions have been performed in just a few years. That’s the power of technology on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous debates and stories in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what crazy topics we’ll tackle next!

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CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, SEC investigation, Investor, insider trading, illegal activity

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

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MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

long tail tags, economic productivity, Australian economy, real, lost work hours

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

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Endangered Eats: Breed ‘Em by the Billions!

endangered, environmental impact, ethical eating, food choices, species extinction

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, my fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll be able to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of friendly wolves. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with golden apples and enchanted weapons.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a special event where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells).

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HydroHavocCraft: Droughts & Dollars

Economic, dollars, Loss, climate change, Western U.S.

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we make it rain diamonds instead of droughts! we got so much hydroelectricity you’ll be swimming in power like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. forget about losing billions, you’ll be gaining billions of diamonds and emeralds in no time!

our server is so lit, even the Western U.S. is jealous of our resources. join now and watch your power and wealth grow faster than a creeper blowing up your house. don’t be a noob, join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master!

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FirstNationsRulz Minecraft Server

indigenous sovereignty, FirstNationsRulz, first nations, Billions, Treaty

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you want to join, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans. we got, like, a whole bunch of First Nations tribes running the show, and they’re not messing around. they’re all like, “give us our billions, Canada!” and Canada is just like, “oops, our bad.” it’s a total mess, but it’s also, like, the most epic drama you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. so come join us and see the chaos unfold! it’s gonna be wild, yo.

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ApocBlock Minecraft Server

engine, ONLINE, CONTENT, duplicate, Destroyed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and the wrath of our resident destroyer, who has single-handedly demolished billions of blocks with her bare hands. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos as she unleashes her fury upon the unsuspecting landscape.

But fear not, for there is more to this server than just destruction. Dive into our custom-built mini-games, where you can challenge your friends to epic battles of parkour, spleef, and even a game of “Hot Potato” with actual TNT blocks. Just make sure you have a good pair of running shoes handy!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into our custom dungeons filled with deadly traps, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few surprise encounters with the legendary Ender Dragon. Can you survive the challenges and emerge victorious?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious adventure or a catastrophic disaster. Just remember to watch out for the destroyer… she’s always looking for her next target.

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CraftyWordLand

Logic, TRILLIONS, theoretical mathematics, mathematics concepts, numerical system

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like chaos and craziness? well do we have the server for u! come join us on the server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly! yes, u heard me right, flying pigs! not only that, but we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples!

oh, and did i mention the talking sheep? yep, u can have a full-on conversation with a sheep that knows all the secrets of the server. and if u find the hidden portal, u can travel to a dimension where everything is made of candy! imagine building a house out of gummy bears and lollipops!

so come on down to our server and join the madness! who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have infinite words and flying pigs?! join now and let the craziness begin!

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