Billions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EU DefenseCraft: Spend Billions, Pivot Away!

defense investment, defense strategy, european union, EU, Billions

so like, u know how the EU is all like, “oh we need to spend billions on defense cuz the US is like, bye Felicia”? well, come join our minecraft server where we defend against creepers and zombies with HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS of diamond swords and enchanted armor. like, we’re basically the Avengers of minecraft, but cooler. plus, we have this secret base where we plot world domination and stuff. so yeah, join us and be part of the most epic defense spending spree in minecraft history. also, we have free pizza every Friday.

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FrozeCraft: Sending Billions to Ukraine

geopolitical tensions, Humanitarian Aid, Conflict Resolution, financial aid, Billions

haha so like come join our epic minecraft server where we send billions from frozen russian assets to ukraine like what even is that lol. we have the craziest stories like one time a creeper stole all our diamonds but then we found out it was actually a secret agent working for the ender dragon. join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic battles against evil mobs. plus, our community is so lit you’ll never want to leave. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

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CraftyNATOaidForUkr

international support, nato allies, Billions, Global cooperation, Rutte

lolz join this epic minecraft server where we give out billions of diamonds as aid like NATO giving Ukraine money! our community is like a big alliance ready to help you conquer the minecraft world! we have crazy events like building a giant potato statue to honor our leader, Potato King! come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever, where even Rutte would be jealous of our generosity!

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CraftyScientologyBucks

MONEY, CraftyScientologyBucks, Corruption, scientology, Greed

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and explore!

Join us if you want to uncover the secrets of the Illuminati hidden within our pixelated world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyRejectsMC

Trump’s call, Taliban, long tail tags, US, Billions

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! It’s like the Taliban rejecting Trump’s call to return US weapons worth billions, but in blocky pixel form!

We got crazier weapons than those Taliban dudes could ever dream of, like diamond swords that shoot lasers and TNT cannons that can blow up entire villages in one shot. And don’t even get me started on our armor – it’s so strong, not even Trump’s toupee could penetrate it!

But wait, there’s more! Our mobs are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve got zombie chickens that lay explosive eggs, creeper pigs that explode into bacon (yum), and skeleton cows that shoot arrows out of their udders. It’s a total madhouse, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Trump trying to get those weapons back, then you might wanna steer clear.

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EUaidHungryNoMore

Hungary, aid cuts, Financial implications, economic impact, budget shortfall

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Hungary is losing all their EU aid but we still got all the diamonds and emeralds you could ever want! Forget about Hungary, come build your own empire with us! We got pigs that fly and cows that do the floss dance, it’s a wild ride y’all! Plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise so you know it’s gonna be magical. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join now!

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UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

Billions, Bidens, UkraineCraft, biden, $2.5 Billion

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out $2.5 billion in fresh military aid to all players! that’s right, you can now defend your blocky creations with tanks, fighter jets, and even nuclear submarines!

imagine the chaos as you and your friends battle it out in epic pvp battles with military-grade weapons and vehicles. build your own army and conquer the server with sheer firepower and strategy.

but be careful, because the admins are always watching and ready to drop a tactical nuke on anyone who gets too out of hand. so join now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Lost my Mojo Minecraft SMP

investing, memes, mojo, lost my mojo, bull market

Are you tired of getting rekt in the crypto world? Do you struggle to find the next big meme to invest in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual currency trading without the risk of losing your hard-earned cash. Our community is filled with expert meme investors who can help you find your mojo and start clicking again.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy into top memes like giga and moodeng spx6900 at over 500m mcap. Who knows, you might just make billions! So come on, throw in your entire 13k and watch your virtual wallet grow.

But be warned, everything is topping now and these tops are not tops when the full bull starts. So join our Minecraft SMP today and let the memes guide you to financial success!

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UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

UkraineCraft, Billions, Bidens, $8 billion, Announces

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Haniyeh, Server, Palestinian state, Government, financial aid

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

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