Billionaire MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SuitlessSteve’sCraft

SuitlessStevesCraft, White House, CEO, tesla, billionaire

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the rules and wears suits like a bunch of squares? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us and let your creativity run wild as we build a world where anything goes, even if it means disrespecting the White House and America by not wearing a suit like Elon Musk. Who needs formal attire when you can be rocking a diamond armor set and riding a pig into battle? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!

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Cosmic Venture Quest 1.21.4

billionaire, Elon Musk giveaway, financial windfall, Venture, Quest

OMG, u won’t believe it, but on dis Minecraft server, u can build ur own rocket ship and fly to Elon’s house to collect ur 5k in person!

Join now and become a Minecraft millionaire by cashing in on Elon’s generosity!

Plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can mine for diamonds while dodging alien attacks!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest adventure ever in Minecraft history!

Hurry up and join before Elon changes his mind and decides to keep all the money for himself!

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SlimCraft: Elon’s Starlink Cancelled

Latin America, spacex, Cancel, News, internet

so like, carlos slim was all like “nah, i don’t wanna work with elon musk anymore, starlink is too mainstream for me” and we were all like “whaaat?” but then we realized it’s cuz carlos slim found our minecraft server and was like “this is where the real action is at, forget starlink, i’m joining this server!” so now we got carlos slim building crazy redstone contraptions and battling creepers with us. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! plus, you never know who else might show up next!

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MuskCraft: Govt. Funded Fun!

government contracts, Fun, Business Success, entrepreneur, tesla

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself funded us with $38 billion in government money! yes, you heard that right, elon musk loves minecraft so much that he threw all his cash at us to make the best server ever. we have flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base where you can hang out with elon himself. plus, every time you mine a block, a real-life puppy gets adopted by a loving family. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created!

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MuskCraft: RevokedCitizenship!

controversy, Online Petition, billionaire, Tesla CEO, public figure

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got more craziness than 230,000 Canadians calling for Musk’s citizenship to be revoked. like, what even is that, right? but, like, who cares about that when you could be joining our server and having the time of your life.

we got so much epicness going on, you won’t even believe it. like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. and if you can find it, you get to keep all the loot. how cool is that?

plus, we have this insane parkour course that will make you question your sanity. seriously, it’s like jumping through a rainbow made of lava and diamonds. only the most skilled players can conquer it, so are you up for the challenge?

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. just make sure you bring some extra armor and a bunch of carrots to keep them happy.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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MuskCraft: Boosting Blocks & Votes

spacex, Business, Boosts, BOOSTING, innovation

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk boosts germany’s far-right party for funsies!! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for u! u can even ride on a rocket ship to the moon and back, just like elon musk himself! who needs politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?! join now for a chance to be the next space cowboy on our server!

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ElonCraft: Dad Disapproval

family, emotional intelligence, Technology, relationship, Father

so, liek, u kno how elon musk is all abot going to space n stuff? well, his dad is liek, “bro, u haven’t been a good dad.” but u kno what is a good dad? dis minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n endermen doin the macarena. come join us for sum crazy fun, cuz elon musk’s dad said so!

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Lion Owner’s Paradise

Extravagant, luxury, Owners, lavish lifestyle, lion ownership

this server is so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano, but without the lava burns. we got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault.

our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, we all got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves. and speaking of wolves, we have a secret underground wolf army that will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons that try to ruin your day.

oh, and did i mention the lion? yeah, we have a freakin’ lion roaming around the server. don’t worry, he’s tame as a kitten, but he’ll still strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. plus, where else can you say you own a lion in a video game? let’s get this party started! 🦁🎉

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EuroCraftX: MuskSlayer & HabeckHater

criticism, renewable energy, global economy, Musk, electric cars

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun.

one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a herd of angry llamas. it was like a scene out of a blockbuster movie, but in minecraft form.

also, our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and diamonds. but watch out for the lava pits and zombie traps, they’ll get ya if you’re not careful.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty insane.

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. oh, and also, we have free cake on thursdays. so why wouldn’t you wanna join?

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ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australian attitudes, Australians, negative sentiment, public sentiment, dislike

so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one!

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