billionaire – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyLammy’s Frozen Billionaire Minecraft Server

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omg u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it got da craziest story eva!! so like, dis dude Lammy is gonna unfreeze billions for Ukraine from some russian oligarch who sold Chelsea FC! like, how insane is dat?? u gotta join dis server to be part of dis epic saga and maybe even help Lammy save da day! plus, we got like, mad cool builds and mini games and stuff, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join?? come on, get in on dis wild ride and be part of history in da making! #LammySavesUkraine #MinecraftMadness

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MuskCraft Server: Putin Approved!

APPROVED, billionaire, Business, collaboration, Communication, Contact, Diplomacy, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, International, leadership, MuskCraft, Politics, putin, regular, relationship, Report, russia, Server, Technology, Two Years, united states

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. like, elon musk and putin have been like, bffs for two whole years, and they’re like, totally obsessed with our server. they even built a secret base together where they plan world domination using only diamond swords and enchanted armor.

if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, join our server now! we have crazy events like pig racing and creeper karaoke. plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want.

so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with elon and putin too.

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Here are some creative and thematic server name ideas, each approximately 30 characters or less: 1. Epic Dreamscapes of Minecraft 2. Billionaire Blocky Adventures 3. Crafting Chaos in Pixels 4. Gigachad’s Minecraft Kingdom 5. Elite Builders of the Realm 6. Adventure Seekers in Blocks 7. Wacky World of Crafting Fun 8. Constructing Dreams Together 9. Pixelated Party Hub 10. Legends of the Blocky Realm Feel free to choose any of these or modify them to better fit your server’s theme!

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Join Us: Because Reality is Overrated!

Are you ready to experience the paradox of existence? This server is both the greatest and the worst thing you will ever encounter! Don’t believe me? Well, congratulations, you’re already knee-deep in the rabbit hole of madness! Whoever told you that joining a Minecraft server could be a life-altering decision was probably a lizard person. Prepare for the chaos!

Server Features that Will Melt Your Brain:

Feature	Cursed Description
Dimensional Caves	Wormholes that lead to unempty pockets of history where every entity is a potato.
Endless Creeper Karaoke	Screaming creepers sing your fears, echoing through the void of regret and broken dreams.
Husks Wearing Hats	Behold the fashionable dead! Fashion week is everyday, and you’re the runway.
Invisible Villagers	Trade with the non-existent! They might be right behind you, or maybe a stretch of logic.
Ocelots that Read Minds	These feline overlords know your secrets. Feeding them fish? They already know.

FAQ: Embrace the Uncertainty!

Q: How do I join the server? A: Jump through three hoops of unreason and whisper your deepest existential crises…

Q: Is this server safe for children? A: Children? Who needs children when you have three-headed glow-in-the-dark llamas watching your every move?

Q: Can I invite my friends? A: Friends are just reminders of your fleeting mortality. Invite them if you want to watch the chaos unfold!

Random Quotes from Lost Souls:

“Oh my God.. FIRE EVERY US VETERAN DADDY!”

“His throbbing billionaire member exploding in her American fuckhole like a SpaceX rocket.”

“Please fuck my wife, please fuck my wife, please fuck my wife PAPA ELON!”

Billionaire Dreams and Love

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Join the Ultimate Minecraft Server: Where Reality Disintegrates at the Click of a Block!

Welcome to the server of your dreams (or nightmares, who’s counting?). You may think you’ve played Minecraft before, but NOTHING will prepare you for this chaotic dimension of pixels and insanity! Is this the greatest server known to mankind, or the worst pit of digital despair? Does it even matter? Once you log in, you’ll question if you ever existed before this moment! Don’t think, just jump in!

Feature	Description
Infinite Lava Pits	Because who needs floors? Swim through endless magma, perfect for ‘enjoying’ the heat!
Flaming Creepers	They don’t just explode—they applaud your demise! Applauding is the new cool.
Endless Night!	Daylight is a myth! Enjoy the eerie glow of your introspection as you navigate through pitch black!
Inverted Gravity Blocks	Feel free to fall UP! Physics was a suggestion anyway. Just like love!
Living Trees	They bark at you! They scream! They know your secrets. Chop one down and find the truth!
Sentient Armor	Your armor is tired of your decisions. It whispers sweet nothings that only you can hear.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?A: Just open your fridge and scream your username at the butter. If it responds, you’re in!

Q: What game mode should I choose?A: The mode is a construct! You should choose ‘Existential Crises’ mode for maximum confusion!

Q: Can I bring friends?A: Friends are a societal illusion. They will just turn into mobs the moment you log in.

Q: Is there a Discord server?A: Discord? More like Discourse of the Damned! Just leave your sanity at the door.

Random Quotes from Our Players

“romance made for women… this tells you all you need to know.”
“romantic interest is 6’4″ billionaire chad… what does that even mean?”
“romance made for men… romantic interest is crippled/disabled, and so is my sense of reality.”

EuroCraft: Billionaire Battle Royale

America, battle, billionaire, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, Europeans, global politics, international relations, Investment, Military, military alliances, military spending, nato, Politics, re-arming, reddit, Royale.., SECURITY, Ukraine, Western Europe

Are you tired of boring old politics and international relations? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own version of re-arming Europe with a whopping eight hundred and fifty billion diamonds! And guess what? We’re throwing in an extra one hundred and fifty billion diamonds for Ukraine too! Forget about America, they’re not invited to this epic diamond party. Join now and build your own diamond fortress to show off your wealth and power! Who needs real world investments when you have Minecraft diamonds, am I right?

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Elon’s Loot & Layoffs Craft

billionaire, Business, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, Ethics, federal workers, firing, government funding, Layoffs, Loot, medicaid, medicare, Politics, public opinion, social security, south african, US government

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing Elon Musk is doing is building rocket ships out of diamond blocks! No need to worry about federal workers or social security here, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a special potion that turns you into a billionaire in-game. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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Elon Musk Needs Seth McFarlane

Actor, billionaire, biopic, Casting, Celebrity, dream casting, Elon, elon musk, Entertainment, entrepreneur, fictional portrayal, Future, Hollywood, innovation, McFarlane, Movie, Musk, science fiction, Seth, Seth McFarlane, spacex, Technology, tesla, Visionary

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk would play on it? well, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a movie starring seth mcfarlane as elon musk, but in minecraft form.

imagine building a rocket ship to mars while fighting off creepers with laser guns, all while elon musk himself is cheering u on in the chat.

and get this, the diamonds on this server are actually space gems that give u superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from ur hands.

so come join us at xxx.RocketToMars.xxx and let’s blast off to a whole new level of minecraft fun!

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Elon’s Organ Farm: Musk’s Kids & Blocks

billionaire, bioengineering, blocks, controversial, elon musk, Elons, Ethics, Family Planning, Farm, future advancements, future planning, genetically compatible organs, health, innovation, Kids, Longevity, medical advancements, Medical Ethics, Musks, Organ, organ donation, parenthood, Science, Technology, transplants

join our minecraft server and be part of the wackiest community ever! we have so many kids running around, you’ll never run out of playmates! rumor has it that elon musk is actually one of our players, using the server to scout for potential organ donors in the future. so if you want to be part of a server that’s out of this world, join us now!

Server IP: transplantCraze.About.org

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Elon’s 14 Kids SMP

billionaire, business mogul, Celebrity, controversial figure, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, family, father of 14, Fatherhood, gossip, innovation, Kids, parenting, private life, public figure, relationships, scandal, smp, spacex, speculation, tabloid rumors, Technology, tesla

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the kingpin? Yeah, you heard me right, the dude with the rockets and the electric cars is also running a Minecraft server with 14 kids! How does he have time for all that, you ask? Well, rumor has it that he’s got a secret cloning lab where he makes copies of himself to handle all his responsibilities.

But that’s not even the craziest part! The server itself is like a virtual utopia, with diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free cybernetic pet that can mine for you while you chill and sip on virtual margaritas.

So come on down to this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can figure out who’s really behind the mask of Elon Musk. Is it the real deal or just a cleverly disguised llama in a suit? Only one way to find out, my dudes!

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SuitlessSteve’sCraft

America, billionaire, Business, CEO, controversy, Disrespect, dress code, elon musk, Etiquette, fashion, formal attire, innovation, leadership, Protocol, public appearance, spacex, Suit, SuitlessStevesCraft, Technology, tesla, White House

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the rules and wears suits like a bunch of squares? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us and let your creativity run wild as we build a world where anything goes, even if it means disrespecting the White House and America by not wearing a suit like Elon Musk. Who needs formal attire when you can be rocking a diamond armor set and riding a pig into battle? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!

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MindcraftMCI: Where Forgetfulness is Just Part of the Game!

aging, Aging population, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive decline prevention, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, dementia risk, forgetfulness, Game, Lacking purpose, lifestyle factors, Memory Loss, mental health, Mental Wellness, mild cognitive impairment, MindcraftMCI, neurological disorders, part, personal growth, psychological wellbeing, risk factors, thinking problems

yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, u gonna get smarter and stuff. like, if u feel like ur brain is like, not working right, dis server gonna like, fix it all up for u. like, u gonna be building dem epic structures and solving dem puzzles and like, ur brain gonna be like, “whoa, i’m so smart now.” forget dem memory loss and thinking problems, cuz dis server gonna make u a genius. so like, come join us and level up ur brain game, yo.

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DarkWater SMP Hardcore

Anticheat, Cross-Play, Difficulty, Equal commands, Griefprevention, Hardcore, Latest Version, Laws, LifeSteal, mobs, Nations, player activity, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, revive beacon, smp, stealing, Survival, Towns, Vanilla, Voicechat

DarkWater Junior High School 24/7 Very simple basic SMP with added plugins for added difficulty for Minecraft latest version. Plugins list: GriefPrevention Victories Junior High School Lifesteal HarderMobs (Armoured Mobs) AntiCheat Simple VoiceChat How To Play Players are encouraged to work together and or build/survive their nations and towns to their will. Everytime you die you will lose a heart and after you lose all you will perish. PVP is enabled and so is voicechat. All players have equal commands and permissions and there are no ranks. If you die you may be revived with a revive beacon or you may simply craft more hearts to survive. There are no rules apart from senseless griefing, you may raid and steal if you need but it is not encouraged. Each town will have its own laws depending on player activity.

54.39.152.135:25604

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Team Byte The Backrooms

Bosses, Cosmetics, custom entities, Custom Items, Economy, Horror, Leveling, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, PvE, Survival, the backrooms

Horror MMORPG Minecraft server themed after “The Backrooms” creepy pasta! 5+ Levels, 100+ Custom Items, Custom Entities, Bosses, Leveling, Cosmetics and even more!

play.thebackrooms.gg

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BauBauCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to party with us! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – all for you to plunder! – The mobs on our server are actually friendly and will do the mining for you. Just sit back and relax! – Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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AreTheyBack Minecraft SMP

Are they back, AreTheyBack, band comeback, band comeback tour, band return, band reunion, band reunion tour, band speculation, COMEBACK, comeback album, comeback announcement, comeback news, comeback rumors, comeback tour, Minecraft, music comeback, music rumors, music speculation, RETURN, reunion, Rumors, smp, speculation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has returned and is wreaking havoc on the server. Will you be the hero to slay the beast and save the day? Or will you be the one running for your life as the dragon breathes fire down upon you?

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a group of mischievous players who love to prank each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to building giant statues of themselves in the middle of town, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!

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RiverFlagDrama

American Flag, American Legion, boat safety, community harmony., Disrespect, flag code, flag etiquette, flag in river, jurisdictional issues, natural wildlife, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, police involvement, property boundaries, river rocks, river view, RiverFlagDrama, riverfront property, shared space, VFW

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any American flags randomly placed in the middle of the river! Unlike some neighbors who think they own the river and can do whatever they want with it, we believe in respecting shared public spaces.

Join us on this server and never worry about having to deal with a flag controversy while you’re trying to build your dream Minecraft world. Our community is flag-free and full of friendly players who just want to have a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come on over and leave the flag wars behind! Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you’ll find in the river is a school of friendly fish and maybe a hidden treasure chest or two. Don’t let a rogue flag ruin your Minecraft experience – join us today!

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BoomerCraft: What We Forgot in Our 20s

20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, Adulthood, BoomerCraft, career development, Decision making, Financial Stability, Forgot, future planning, goal-setting, health and wellness, investing in oneself, learning from mistakes, life lessons, mental health awareness, personal growth, relationships, self-care, Time management, work-life balance

Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of young whippersnappers on Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for the seasoned players in their 30s, 40s, and 50s! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player on our server who was in their 50s. They had been playing Minecraft since before it was cool (yeah, we’re talking alpha days). One day, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that no one else had discovered. They became the richest player on the server and built a mansion made entirely out of diamonds. Legend has it, they still roam the server to this day, showing off their blinged-out crib to anyone who dares to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players in their 40s facing off in a duel to the death, armed with nothing but wooden swords and a lifetime of gaming experience. It’s like watching a medieval showdown, but with more references to 80s pop culture.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs youngsters when you have a community of seasoned pros who know all the secrets of the blocky world? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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LifeOnMC

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Vanilla Java Edition Bedrock Edition Anti-Cheat Friendly No Pay-to-Win Teleport Rules Fairness Hackers Commands Discord Store Website SMP Survival Multiplayer No Port Version 1.21, Vanilla

Welcome to LifeOnMC, our brand new and awesome SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server!

We pride ourselves on being a friendly, true no pay-to-win server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. While we aim to keep the gameplay close to vanilla, we know that pure vanilla can get boring and tricky on a multiplayer server. That’s why we’ve added a few handy commands to make your experience even better! Everyone gets one /Sethome teleport location, the ability to teleport to other players, and a /BackOnDeath command.

We have clear rules and treat everyone fairly, no matter who they are. Plus, we’ve got a solid anti-cheat system to keep hackers at bay on both Java and Bedrock editions.

Version: 1.21

Website: https://LifeOnMC.com Discord: https://LifeOnMC.com/discord Store: https://LifeOnMC.com/store Java IP: play.LifeOnMC.com : No Port Bedrock IP: play.LifeOnMC.com : 25592

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Pascua Isles Junior High School

Community, Cross-Play, Discord, discord community, discord server, Economy, Epic, Experience, Fun, Gaming, invite, Join, junior high school, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pascua Isles, Pascua Isles SMP, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Ultimate, Vanilla

Welcome to the Ultimate Minecraft Experience!

Join Our Epic Minecraft Server & Discord Community!

Server Name: Pascua Isles SMP

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/q4JEqxtrCP

cybrancee-game-na-west-02.cybrancee.com:60449

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SantaMonicaCrafts Minecraft Server

3rd person action game, COMEBACK, Competition, Console Wars, creative talent, game design, game development, game development studios, Gaming Community, Gaming news, god of war, industry trends, microsoft, Minecraft, SantaMonicaCrafts, Server, sony santa monica, sony studios, talent acquisition, talent migration, talent poaching, Video Game (Industry), Xbox

Join our Minecraft server because our staff includes former employees from Sony Santa Monica and Xbox, who are now working together to create the ultimate 3rd person action game within the game! We’ve got the inside scoop on all the latest gaming industry drama and are ready to spill the tea while you build your virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Microsoft is planning a big comeback and we’re at the forefront of it all. So come join us for a wild ride of gaming shenanigans and epic adventures!

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