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WaterWorldCraft

ancient life, Appearance, aquatic ecosystems, aquatic environment, billion years, discovery, Early, Earth, environmental factors, Evolution, fresh water, geological evidence, History, key conditions, Life, prehistoric era, scientific research, surprising revelation, thought, Timeline, WaterWorldCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	7914

lol come join our epic minecraft server where water and life be poppin off half a billion years earlier than we all thought like whaaaat?!?!? come build ur own little world and watch it evolve faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe” hahaha it’s lit fam come join us now and be part of this crazy journey through time and space and minecraft blocks yeeeeet!!!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Buildings Constructed:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Items Found:	4197	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1482	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	72	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Crops Grown:	1048	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Towns Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Emeralds Found:	9908	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!