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OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

ExBlock-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, discomfort, Emotional healing, event planning, ex boyfriend, ExBlockBoyfriend, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, guest list, Minecraft, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, Server, Therapy, Trauma, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Crops Grown:	2364
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story.

Just like Clara’s relationship with her ex, our server is full of unexpected connections and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find your own ex lurking around a corner ready to apologize and cry their heart out.

And just like the OP in this story, you’ll have to make tough decisions that could impact the whole server. Will you invite your ex to your virtual wedding? Or will you put your foot down and keep the drama at bay?

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than therapy sessions and more exciting than a high school romance. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is waiting for you to make your mark!

Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crops Grown:	3481
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

defector, DefectorCraft, diplomat, diplomatic career, diplomatic relations, Ex-North Korean, foreign relations, government leadership, government official, government position, high-ranking, international news, Korean defector, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Minecraft, North Korea, political appointment, political asylum, political defection, Server, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Love Letters Sent:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Farms Harvested:	542	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ores Mined:	8697
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1420
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ores Mined:	6920	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!