With connections to government officials (our admin’s uncle is a senator, no big deal), you’ll see firsthand just how dumb and corrupt politicians can be. Who needs real-world politics when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold in pixelated glory? Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the loot and treasure waiting for you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the corruption begin!
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Desert Diplomat Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with corrupt politicians and their shady deals? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only bribes you’ll see are in the form of diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so corrupt, even the creepers are in on it – they’ll explode in your face if you don’t pay up! -
Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server
“Join our Minecraft server and never worry about tipping again! Our virtual waiters will never ask for a tip, because they’re actually zombies who just want to eat your brains! Pay $11.99 to enter our world where the only currency is rotten flesh and the only tip you’ll need is how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget…if you survive!” -
GFsBdayDinnerDrama
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!
So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!
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CraftyCanuckRx
yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we got canada vibes all day erryday! we passin bills left and right to cover all yo birth control and diabetes drug costs, ain’t nobody gotta worry bout dat on our server! we got polar bears ridin moose as mounts, maple syrup flowing like lava, and igloos for days! come join the fun and let’s build a snow fort together, eh? -
LegionCraft: Foreign Officer Fun
so, like, this server is like, the ukraine of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy bill that lets foreigners be officers in our international legion, like, what even is that? but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about inclusivity and stuff. plus, our officers are like, super cool and will lead you to victory in epic battles against creepers and stuff. join us for a wild ride and be a part of our international legion, cuz why not? it’s gonna be lit, fam. -
AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyPridePalace
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz the Georgian president refused to sign some anti-LGBT bill into law! like, how crazy is that?! we’re all about inclusivity and rainbow sheep on this server, so if u wanna build ur dream pride parade float or just chill with some cool peeps, this is the place to be! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret rainbow cave hidden deep in the mines, u’ll unlock a special power that lets u shoot glitter at ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s spread some love and rainbows in the minecraft world! -
TaxCraft: Apple’s Bill Shock
So, like, this server is like the Apple of all Minecraft servers, except we ain’t payin’ no taxes to no EU! We be makin’ our own rules and livin’ life on the edge, man. Join us if you wanna be part of the rebellion against the tax collectors of the virtual world. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s stick it to the man together!