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  • MineTariff Town: Blocked Trades!

    MineTariff Town: Blocked Trades!

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    Prepare for the Tariff Apocalypse: A Minecraft Experience Like No Other!

    Welcome, brave soul, to the bizarre shores of TariffCraft, where the blocks are as unstable as the economy and the tariffs flow like lava in the Nether! Strap yourself in as we plunge headfirst into a pixelated dimension of carnage and commerce, where Trump’s tariffs bend the laws of reality and logic itself!


    "Tariffs have entered the chat."

    Each block you mine could cost you! Do you know how much an emerald is worth when it’s subject to international levies? Spoilers: It fluctuates infinitely, and no one is safe! Will you pay 100% in diamonds to build a fortress of solitude, or do you haggle and barter for your freedom? The marketplace is a battleground where bargaining is taken seriously.


    Features of TariffCraft:

    FeatureDescription
    Dynamic Tariff RatesPrices for everything change based on the latest global currency shifts!
    Political MinefieldsStep carefully! Triggering a tariff may lead to explosive consequences!
    Trade Wars ArenaEnter the PvP pit where alliances are temporary, and turmoil is permanent.
    The Great Wall of ResourcesEnemies cannot cross unless they agree to a tariff-paying treaty… or a duel!
    The Currency ConverterLost in translation? Good luck trading—nothing’s in your favor here!

    Legends of the Server

    Whispers in the Caves say that deep within the lava flows lies the “Tariff Temple”, guarded by the Creepers of Controversy. Legends tell of a forbidden block that can resolve any dispute—for a price, of course. Some say it was built to honor the Grand Negotiator himself, whose former powers inspired chaos in every block!


    Contradictions & Testimonials

    I joined this server to escape reality, but somehow I feel more trapped than ever.” — A suspicious player in full Netherite.

    Thank goodness I paid my tariffs in blood diamonds while fortifying my base. Now I’m untouchable!” — A player who mysteriously vanished after their third trade.


    FAQs: Zero Clarity Provided

    1. Q: Can I ignore the tariffs? A: Only if you’re comfortable spending eternity in the End!

    2. Q: Why is there a giant, animated depiction of Trump in the spawn? A: Art is subjective… or is it?

    3. Q: Are we in a simulation? A: Who’s asking?

    Warnings! The Unseen Consequences Await!

    • This server has been banned in 12 countries… but we’re not legally responsible for why.
    • Rumor has it that every time you craft a “Tariff Block,” a dog in real life gets its taxes audited. Proceed at your own risk.
    • Our community has been cautioned against discussing politics—the last player who tried ended up at the bottom of the Ocean of Controversy.

    Join the Chaos—If You Dare!

    Step into TariffCraft where every mined block is a gamble, and the stakes are higher than your worst nightmare. Existential dread meets pixelated absurdity as you navigate this marketplace of madness! Reciprocate or pay the price—no refunds!

    Our doors are open, but be warned: You may never leave!

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  • TariffTap: Maple vs. Mobs!

    TariffTap: Maple vs. Mobs!

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    Welcome to the Tariff Tundra: A Blocky Economics Odyssey

    Step right up, brave pixelated pioneer! Ever dreamed of a realm where currency is as unreliable as a creeper in the midst of your meticulously crafted mansion? Welcome to Tariff Tundra, a Minecraft server where economic policies collide with cubic chaos, and the landscape is perpetually shifting beneath your feet—much like Canada’s stance on tariffs!


    Introduction: The Great Arctican Conundrum

    In a world where Canada just announced their unwavering commitment to tariffs—akin to crafting obsidian with nothing but giggles and sheer willpower—players must navigate the treacherous terrains of trade wars and national pride. Here, the blocks are stacked high, but the market is crashing hard, and rumors swirl like enchanted mobs in the night.

    Join us to uncover the truth behind why nobody can seem to figure out what’s really going on, making alliances like they’re trading enchanted pickaxes while balancing on the edge of a burning lava pit.


    Server Features: How to Survive the Chilling Economy

    🎮 Feature🌌 Description
    Tariff TowersClimb up and down icy towers of ever-increasing tariffs! The higher you climb, the more unstable the market becomes!
    Chaos Crafting TableCombine blocks to create contraptions that might just end civilization as we know it… or turn wood into cheese—there’s no telling!
    Border Patrol MinigameNavigate past mindless mobs that have no idea they’re guarding imaginary borders. Good luck getting that diamond!
    Currency Crisis EventsRandom events that explode your inventory with items that lose value faster than a bad stock tip!
    Disgruntled Diplomatic MobsEncounter passive-aggressive villagers who refuse to trade but insist on offering unsolicited advice on geopolitical strategies.

    Conspiracies and Crafting Legends

    • The Leviathan Tariff: Local legend has it that a rare block in the server, known as the Tariff Leviathan, contains the power to dissolve all trade barriers. But beware! Only the bravest can access it—assuming they don’t get devoured by mobs hungry for economic discourse along the way.

    • Creeper Economists: Rumor has it that the server is haunted by ancient Creeper Economists who explode when they hear someone discuss tariff reductions. Approach them with caution; they might drop knowledge or a whole lot of TNT!

    Testimonials from Your Fellow Conspirators

    "I joined for the aesthetic, stayed for the chaos. Suddenly the survival of my crafting skills hinges on political debates!" — CraftyEcons_92

    "After playing here, my ‘survival skills’ now include market manipulation… and I’m not sure which is scarier." — PixelPundit


    The Grand Contradiction: Join Us!

    This server was banned in 12 countries, including those you’ve never heard of. Join and discover the peculiar reason why most nations dive into the shadows when they hear the words ‘Tariff Tundra’—it’s either a secret or they just can’t bear to watch the madness unfold.

    Are You Ready?

    Summon your courage, and craft your destiny! The mystery of the tariffs and their implications on blocky civilization awaits you in Tariff Tundra. But be warned! Those who enter the portal may find themselves trapped in a perpetual negotiation cycle with no hope of escape!

    Click to join—if you dare to dive into the absurdity!


    Are you prepared to find out whether the blocks will build a prosperous future or crumble under the weight of their financial inconsistency? Unraveling truth has never felt so dangerous. Welcome to a world of chaos!

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  • Trudeau’s Tariff Tumble

    Trudeau’s Tariff Tumble

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    Welcome to TariffCraft: Chaos and Commerce!

    Dive headfirst into the bizarre realm of TariffCraft, where money is a myth, blocks are the only tangible goods, and trade agreements exist only in the realm of wizards and corporate dragons. Ever wondered what happens when international diplomacy gets blended into blocky turmoil? Well, you’re in for a ride!

    The Great Canadian Conspiracy

    “What if I told you… Canada has awakened?” Sip that maple syrup, because our neighbors to the north just declared a cataclysmic strategy to charge a whopping 25% on the chaotic chaos of their biggest trading partner—yes, we’re talking about that sprawling empire of burgers and overpriced lattes known as the United States. But here in TariffCraft, we took it a step further: all items crafted in trade are now subject to mysterious taxes imposed by the Trudeau overlords. Who is really running the blocky economy? Is it Alex from accounting or a moose with a crown? The answers are not guaranteed.

    Features of TariffCraft: Where the Unthinkable Becomes Reality

    • Build Your Own Political Campaign: Forge alliances with villagers while navigating the treacherous waters of economic discourse. But beware—every trade could cost you your diamonds!

    • Mystical Taxation Mechanics: Spend resources to build a Government Block, but know that every resource spent might summon the Tax Ghost—a spectral figure cursed to haunt your inventory!

    • Profit or Be Profited On: Engage in chaotic trade wars with other players, where the only currency is chaos. A smooth-talking trader may turn you into a puppet of the corporate overlords.

    Testimonials from Our Deranged Community

    “I thought I was building a robust economy, then I was attacked by a flying moose demanding tariffs! Never opening this game again.” – RandoRedditor234

    “Do you believe in the conspiracy of block-based trade agreements? I traveled through the Nether to find out!” – TruthSeeker_85

    Legends of the Blocky Realm

    Rumor has it that the Tariff Totem lies hidden in the decaying ruins of the Great North—a structure said to grant unfathomable power to those brave (or foolish) enough to encompass their best-crafted goods within its sacred walls. But unlocking it comes with a price: eternal responsibility for all in-game transactions!

    Secret Features (Shh, Don’t Tell)

    • Inverted Interference: If you’re caught crossing borders with clandestine material, prepare for the Manifest Taxation, a spontaneous eruption of mobs that relentlessly demand your finest wheat.

    • Altered Dimensions: Each block earned comes with a twisting chance of being a Randomized Canadian Passport—what does it do? Nobody knows! Will you transcend time or become a mere sheep?

    • The Ultimate Currency Exchange: Players who dare to trade with the elusive 404 Error entity will find items in return, but likely just a symbolic block of betrayal!

    FAQ (but really, who cares?)

    Q: How do tariffs affect game mechanics?

    A: It’s all a facade created by the sprites that run this server! Or pillows. Possibly both.

    Q: Is Trudeau really watching?

    A: Yes, absolutely. But don’t look directly at him; he’s made of blocky intrigue.

    Q: Can I escape the chaos?

    A: Escape? Who told you that lie? You’ll be hooked by mysterious carrots endlessly appealing to your inner farmer!

    Join TariffCraft: A Leap into the Uncertain Abyss

    Tread lightly, brave blocksmiths! As you enter this pixelated chaos, remember that every block you place might shift the very fabric of reality. Who are we? A cult of sensible players, a ragtag band of misfits, or a front for an underground sock-puppet trade? Only those daring enough to venture further will find the truth.

    So grab your diamond pickaxe and prepare to uncover what lurks beneath. The economy is on fire, and it’s time for you to decide whether to add your flames or be extinguished by the madness! Welcome to TariffCraft: it’s not just a game; it’s a state of mind.

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  • CraftyCanuck’sTariffTroubles

    CraftyCanuck’sTariffTroubles

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    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? well this server is the place for u! we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. come join us and experience the most epic adventures in minecraft history!

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  • PixelPunch Minecraft Server

    PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like, so lit right now? It’s like, the coolest place to be since sliced bread, I swear! Like, imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly! It’s like a whole new dimension of Minecraft, bro.

    And get this, on this server, you can trade with villagers for the most epic loot ever! Like, forget diamonds, we’re talking about enchanted golden apples and netherite armor for days, yo. Plus, there’s this secret underground market where you can buy rare items like dragon eggs and elytra wings for dirt cheap.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with stacks on stacks of emeralds and diamonds. Like, who even needs to mine anymore when you can just stumble upon a jackpot like that?

    So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and epic adventures, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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  • TradeCraft2030

    TradeCraft2030

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    come join dis epic minecraft server where u can trade with india and russia IN DA GAME!!! we gonna boost ur virtual trade by 50% by 2030 cuz why not??! imagine all da diamonds and emeralds u can get from these countries, it’s gonna be lit fam. plus, u might even get a chance to ride a virtual elephant or dance like a russian bear while playing. so what u waiting for?? join now and let’s make dat virtual money together, yeehaw!!! 🐘🐻💎💰

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  • CraftyNippon Minecraft Server

    CraftyNippon Minecraft Server

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    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, diamonds for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. But wait, there’s more! Our mods are like wizards, casting spells to make your builds epic AF.

    And get this, our community is like a close ally, just like Japan and India. We’re all about that trade, baby. You wanna join us for some sick trades and alliances? Then hop on this server, where the fun never stops and the memes never end.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell Russia, they might get jealous of all the fun we’re having without them.

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  • PeeShyCraft

    PeeShyCraft

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    join our epic minecraft server and pee next to as many people as you want! no more shy bladder, just pure unadulterated pee fun! our server is filled with toilets and urinals for all your peeing needs.

    imagine the thrill of sneaking up on someone mid-pee and scaring the pee right out of them! or challenge your friends to a pee-off and see who can pee the longest.

    but that’s not all! we also have a pee-themed parkour course where you have to jump from toilet to toilet without falling into the pee-filled water below.

    so come on down to our server and let the pee games begin! who knew peeing in minecraft could be so much fun?

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  • PixelatedSeculars

    PixelatedSeculars

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    Yo, bruh, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. We got secularists running the show, man. They ain’t just nonreligious, they all about that evidence-based, rational thinkin’. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where you gotta use your brain and stuff.

    Imagine building a giant statue of Charles Darwin or creating a pixel art representation of the scientific method. We even have a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments on creepers and zombies.

    And get this, every Sunday we have a virtual debate club where you can argue about the existence of Herobrine or whether redstone is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s get our secularism on in Minecraft!

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  • EmrysSMP

    EmrysSMP

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    We’re excited to welcome you into a chilled but vibrant community on the EmrysSMP!

    We run on 1.20.4, on Paper.

    Vanilla+ Mainly vanilla gameplay in the Overworld and Nether. Land claiming, to protect against grief against your builds. Earn EmrysCoins from mining blocks and killing hostile mobs! Shear pigs for porkchops, cows for beef, chickens for chicken, horses for leather, and bees for honeycomb. Access a Personal Vault anytime for storage on the go. More easter eggs to find (we don’t want to spoil the fun by listing everything here). Proximity chat!

    Minigames Casino with Roulette and Slots to have fun with your EmrysCoins (NB: no real-money bets permitted), 8-Ball Pool, Chess, Connect 4, MineSweeper, Sudoku, Parkour (coming soon), and so many more!

    Community We’re an inclusive, LGBTQIA+ led community. We allow a high level of banter, but are vigilant about player safety and mental health.

    Join the fun Head to our discord at https://discord.emrys.tv to receive join instructions, or find the EmrysSMP modpack on CurseForge/Modrinth!

    emryssmp.bkmc.au:25562

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  • CraftMineBe Minecraft server

    CraftMineBe Minecraft server

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    Server for comfortable survival with other players, here you can play with inventory saving and get achievements (server for Minecraft PE). Link to the server tg channel: https://t.me/+SDWkEz9FEUpkZmEy

    panda.de.freemcserver.net:25783

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  • BedRock & Java server 1.21 – 1.20 USA Join Now

    BedRock & Java server 1.21 – 1.20 USA   Join Now

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    Welcome to MoreFun- USA 1.20 – 1.21 Java

    Since 2020, MoreFun has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we have a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome. Our kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join.Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! §bNo Server Resets, Online Map, Discord, PVP, §r §aEconomy, Shop, Claim land, Survival, No Phantoms, (apexmc.co)Join our Discord to participate with the community: Discord

    Rules:1. No cheats2. No griefing3. Respect fellow players4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No Cheating Money7. No excessive swearing/offensive language8. No Mods9. No toxic players10. No AdvertisingFor more detail on our rules type /rules

    morefun.apexmc.co

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  • Seraph’s Wild and Mild Server – Where even creepers have feelings!

    Seraph’s Wild and Mild Server – Where even creepers have feelings!

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    Seraph’s Wild Server

    Seraph’s Wild Server Overview

    Key Features
    Just Chill
    Events/Contests
    A Commitment to Vanilla
    Trust-Based Community
    Made for Mature Players

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    Why should I join Seraph’s Wild?This server offers a mature, relaxed space for Minecraft players who enjoy a vanilla experience and a trust-based community. Events, contests, and a commitment to preserving the integrity of vanilla Minecraft make it a great place to unwind and have fun.
    How can I join the server?You can join by sending a message on Discord to jaylowa and submitting an application in the #-whitelist-app channel. For any questions, reach out to jaylowa on Discord.

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  • RTXCraft Minecraft Server

    RTXCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle the game? Well, look no further because our server is equipped with an RTX 3060 and 16GB of RAM to give you the ultimate gaming experience!

    Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!

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  • WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

    WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

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  • SuicidalSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SuicidalSteve – Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic llama races to the death!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own mafia and will stop at nothing to protect their precious egg empire. Join us if you dare to face off against these feathered fiends in epic chicken battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the unexpected is the norm and where the question “What stopped you from killing yourself?” will be answered with “The thrill of facing off against llama parkour masters and chicken mafia bosses, of course!”

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  • BlockPartyHaters

    BlockPartyHaters

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    Are you tired of dealing with haters who can’t handle your fabulous Minecraft lifestyle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special jail just for them! That’s right, we’ll lock those haters up in a pixelated prison where they can think about their poor life choices while you continue building your epic creations in peace. Join us now and show those haters who’s boss in the world of blocks!

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