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PutinCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
LOL GUYZ, DIS SERVER IS LIT LIKE A FIREWORK IN A POTATO FIELD. WE GOTZ CRAZY STORIES LIKE WHEN HUNGRY ORBAN WENT TO MOSCOW TO MEET PUTIN AND THE EU WAS LIKE “NAH BRO, NOT COOL.” BUT ON DIS SERVER, WE WELCOME ALL DA DRAMA AND POLITICS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND MIND-BLOWING BUILDZ. PLUS, WE GOTZ FREE DIAMONDS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. SO COME ON AND JOIN DA MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! -
PutinCraft: Where Orbán Meets Putin
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even hungary’s orbán wants in on the action? well, guess what, our server is so epic that orbán himself is gonna meet putin in moscow just to talk about how awesome it is! like, can u even imagine the level of epicness we’re talking about here?join our server and u’ll be part of the most insane adventures ever. we’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. yea, u heard that right, CHEESE.
plus, our community is so rad that even the most hardcore players are like, “whoa, these guys are next level.” so come join us and be part of something truly legendary. orbán and putin can’t be wrong, right?
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KremlinCraft: East vs West
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and the west combined! the kremlin is shook by the chaos we have going on here. we have so much fun that even putin wants to join in on the action. build your own russian empire or team up with the west to take down the competition. who needs international relations when you can have blocky battles and epic adventures in our server? join now before we start world war 3, but in minecraft form. #minecraftdiplomacy #putinapproved -
NukeCraft Server: US vs China
haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, U.S. and China are having a nuclear talk but we be like, who cares about that when u can join our server and blow stuff up in a virtual world instead! like, imagine if the U.S. and China settled their differences by playing minecraft together, that would be so epic, right?! so come join us and be part of the most explosive server ever! BOOM! -
PreggoCraft: Flu Fiasco!
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! you catch the flu. but not just any flu, oh no. this flu is so bad, it’s like, giving you superpowers or something.next thing you know, your baby in the game is coming out all messed up, but in a cool way. they’re like, a genius or something, but also kind of crazy. they start building all these insane structures and coming up with wild redstone contraptions that blow your mind.
you realize that catching the flu during pregnancy on this server is actually a blessing in disguise. your baby is destined for greatness, and you get to watch them become the most epic Minecraft player of all time.
so come join our server and catch the flu, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mind-blowing creations await you!
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RedGem: Where diamonds are a girl’s best friend… until someone steals them!
Welcome to RedGem SMP!
This is a Minecraft server where players come together to embark on adventures, build bases, and participate in exciting challenges. Whether you are an experienced player or just starting out, there is always something new to discover in RedGem SMP.
We encourage cooperation and creativity. Team up with other players to realize impressive projects or go solo and build your own kingdom. The possibilities are endless.
RedGem SMP help us make a friendly and helpful community. and team that is always ready to assist you and ensure your gaming experience is as enjoyable as possible. We have established a few rules to ensure everyone has a good time:
- No stealing.
- Follow the instructions of the staff.
We hope you have a great time on RedGem SMP. Join us today and start your adventure!
Link to our Discord: https://discord.gg/JGtqzMwt5j
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can join our server by entering the server IP address in the multiplayer section of Minecraft. Are there any specific rules I need to follow? Yes, we have rules against stealing and require players to follow the instructions of the staff. Can I team up with other players? Absolutely! We encourage cooperation and teamwork on RedGem SMP. How do I report an issue or concern? You can contact our staff through Discord or in-game chat to report any problems. Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for combat. -
EnviroCraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a virtual choose-your-own-adventure book, with environmental storytelling that will blow your mind. Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest and suddenly stumble upon a hidden underground city filled with talking animals and magical treasures. Or maybe you’re exploring a snowy mountain peak and come across a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now for a wild ride you’ll never forget! -
Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a server like no other, where you can post your kinkiest tags, chat about your weirdest fetishes, and even have a good ol’ fap session with your fellow players.In our Nurse on Duty edition, you’ll have the pleasure of being healed by our resident sexy nurse whenever you take damage in-game. But be warned, she might just be a little too eager to give you a sponge bath…
So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can explore your wildest fantasies while building epic structures and battling mobs? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good time.
So come on and join us at /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, if things get a little too steamy).
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SisWeddingMC Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this 40M who found himself in a sticky situation with his 40F wife over a wedding invite!Picture this: you’re happily building your dream castle in our server, when suddenly your virtual wife starts demanding a plus one to a virtual wedding in Aruba! Will you choose to be the photographer and stick to your commitment, or will you face the wrath of your virtual wife’s fury? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and outrageous scenarios along the way!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and chaos like this? Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, and where even the most mundane situations can turn into a hilarious adventure!
Join us now and let the laughter and chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wild as this 40M’s wedding invite dilemma. See you in the game!
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CraftyStepSibsNoShare
back to school, communication with ex, personal boundaries, classroom etiquette, CraftyStepSibsNoShareLooking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and supplies? Look no further than our server, where we believe in labeling your items and not being forced to share with your stepsiblings!Join us and never worry about your crayons or color pencils getting ruined by rough kids again. Our server is a safe space for all your personal supplies, no sharing required!
We’ve even had parents contacting us about the importance of not making their kids share supplies with their stepsiblings. One parent even went as far as saying they’re not responsible for providing for their ex’s stepkids – and we totally get it!
So if you’re tired of being called a selfish bitch for wanting to keep your supplies to yourself, join our server and let your creativity flow without the fear of your sharpener getting destroyed by a stepbrother. Trust us, it’s a crayon-tastic time!