our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society of minecraft wizards. we have events like pig racing and chicken jousting that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs the law of the jungle when you can have the law of the minecraft? come on, you know you want to!
Step right into an alternate dimension where geopolitical tensions collide with pixelated mayhem! Here, walls of ice meet iron fists as the tariffs of the realm charge forth upon the unsuspecting miners ready to build their destinies!
“Why is there a server dedicated to tariffs? What madness fuels this vision?”
The answer is simple; {} the need to create something from nothing, and here, we’re nothing! In response to perceived injustices in the form of unfair trade practices, this world was crafted from the very fabric of chaos! From the ashes of political strife, a new civilization rises!
“I joined thinking I’d craft a simple house, but now I’m negotiating trade agreements while hiding from lumberjack assassins!” — ProudIglooBuilder87
"My crafting table now has more hidden tariffs than blocks! Help!" — Anonymous
"Beware the shadow of Trudeau; he lurks in the night, whispering about trade wars and tariffs!” — ConspiracyMaster69
Q: Why are the taxes so high? A: Because in the realm of pixels, who controls the pixels controls reality!
Q: Can I escape this world? A: Only if you manage to craft a portal out of dilapidated political discourse!
Feeling brave enough to take on the madness? Join CanadaCraft: Tariff Tornado!, where bureaucracy and absurdism collide! Embrace the chaotic whirlwinds of pixelated trade regulations—after all, it’s only a game… unless it’s not. Remember: in this world, survival isn’t guaranteed, but confusion definitely is!
Enter the dimension where your next block might just start the next Tariff War and remember! The darker the pixel, the closer to the truth you may get!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even Russia wants to normalise ties with us. they said they’ll only lift sanctions on Moscow if we let them join our epic Minecraft world. so come on, join us and be part of the most outrageous server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it.
we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and eats diamond pickaxes for breakfast.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that tells dad jokes and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your house.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server where anything can happen, even trudeau and king charles having a dance-off in the end dimension!
Fun lifesteal smp hoping to become more than just lifesteal! I hope you guys join SmokeMC! And don’t forget to join the discord!
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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡
❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode
❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation
❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans
❗ Statistics for leaders and active players
❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store
❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.
❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes
❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs
❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server
❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.
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MEGAU.MCMCMC.RU
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs complicated backstories when you can just jump in and start building your dream world? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake – shh, don’t tell anyone!
So why waste time on servers that take themselves too seriously? Come join us for a wild ride filled with fun, friendship, and maybe a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). See you in the game!
Join F4C3 SMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!
IP Address: play.F4C3SMP.com
Features:
Unprotected Builds
Thrilling PvP Battles
Versions 1.19x – 1.21x
Dive into the chaos, master the art of survival, and make your mark in an unrestrained world! Your adventure awaits at F4C3 SMP!
play.f4c3smp.com
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance between unlikely animal pals. Who knows what other surprises await you on our crazy Minecraft server!
SMG4, also known as Luke, is a popular Australian YouTuber known for his animated video series centered around the characters from the Super Mario video game franchise. With a comedic and satirical style, SMG4 has amassed a large following on YouTube, with millions of subscribers tuning in to watch his unique and entertaining content.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons can’t stop grooving. Join us for epic dance battles and party the night away with your undead friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a wild and crazy time that you won’t want to miss!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Bruce Willis is waiting for you!
