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Trump’s Minecraft Server: Nonreciprocal Pact
so like, u know how trump is all like “wah wah wah, japan not givin us enough security” well guess what, on this server, we got the best security pact EVER. like, our mods are always on patrol, making sure no creepers blow up ur stuff. and u know what else? the japan players on our server are super nice and always sharing their diamonds and stuff. so come join us and experience the most reciprocal security pact in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it! -
MapleCraft & PiliCraft Minecraft Server
military alliance, security agreement, defense pact with Philippines, International cooperation, military cooperationLOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN CANADA AND PHILIPPINES. WE GOT DRILLS AND MILITARY TIES LIKE U NEVER SEEN BEFORE. U CAN BE A SOLDIER OR A PEACEKEEPER OR MAYBE EVEN A NINJA TURTLE. WHO KNOWS WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES U WILL HAVE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR GLORY AND DIAMONDS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -
CraftyTrade Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u reading this, wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, this server is so lit that even the swiss political party is like “nah, we ain’t messin with that free trade deal with the US, we gotta play on this minecraft server instead!”we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes (spoiler alert: they always blow up at the punchline).
our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we all bond over our love for building epic castles, riding pigs into battle, and trolling each other with invisible blocks.
so come on, join us on this minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!
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MineCraftMineralDealFUN
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the Zelensky of all servers, bro! We got this sick US-Ukraine minerals deal goin’ on, like, it’s a total framework, man. And get this, there are, like, zero security guarantees! It’s a total free-for-all, just like in Minecraft when you stumble upon a village and all the villagers are runnin’ around like crazy.But wait, there’s more! We’ve got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you won’t believe how many diamonds you can mine on this server. It’s like a diamond paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. And the best part? The creepers are, like, super chill. They won’t blow up your stuff or anything, they just wanna hang out and be friends.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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MineCraftMineralDeal Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and U.S. are fighting over minerals but zelenskyy is like “nah bro, i need security guarantees first” like what even is that? anyway, we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha-cha slide, so come on over and join the chaos! trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?) so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! -
MineCraftyEUkraine
so, like, u know how ukraine is all like “oh no, russia is being a big bully and taking all our minerals” well guess what, we got ukraine’s back, fam! come join our minecraft server and mine all the minerals u want, no bullies allowed here! plus, we got like, special deals and stuff, it’s a win-win situation, bro. ukraine will be like “wow, thanks for helping us out, u guys are the best!” and u’ll be like “no problem, just doing our part to save the day in minecraft land.” so come on, join us and let’s show russia who’s boss! -
NordicCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. U WANNA BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF GOLDEN CARROTS? WE GOT U COVERED. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT IF U JOIN, U MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET PORTAL TO A LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS. SO HOP ON IN AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! -
PolandCraft: Satellite Shenanigans
so, like, u know how ukraine is like out there in the middle of nowhere with no internet? well, poland is like gonna be the hero and pay for their satellite internet! like, how cool is that? join our minecraft server and be a part of this epic quest to save ukraine’s internet! u can build a satellite in the game and launch it into space to help them out! plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rare items and diamonds. join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! -
MineralMoochCraft
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where ukraine is the main land and u, as a player, gotta access all the minerals there. but get this, the US is all like “hey ukraine, we want ur minerals” but they don’t offer anything in return. it’s like a crazy game of trade negotiations but in minecraft form. join this server for the ultimate challenge of trying to get those minerals without giving up anything in return. it’s gonna be wild, dude. -
MineCrafty Dealz
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where Ukraine President Zelensky himself offers you a mineral partnership! That’s right, folks, you can mine for diamonds and emeralds while sippin’ on some fine Ukrainian vodka with Zelensky himself!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find a rare mineral, Zelensky will personally serenade you with a traditional Ukrainian folk song. And if you’re lucky, he might even do a little dance for ya!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knew mining could be so lit, amirite? Let’s do a deal and mine some minerals with Zelensky, baby!