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BikiniCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your bikini size doesn’t matter and your uncle’s creepy comments are non-existent! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any judgment. Plus, we have virtual cover-ups for those who feel a little too exposed. So leave your family drama behind and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures! -
StakeCraft SMP – Aren’t We Due for a New Version of Staking Soon? Only a Minecraft SMP
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!
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DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.
On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.
Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!
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HusbandInterruptedAITAH
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where distractions are not allowed! If you’re tired of missing important tips because someone won’t stop talking to you during a standoff, then this is the server for you. Our players are focused and ready to conquer any challenge without interruptions from pesky husbands.Join us and never worry about missing crucial information again, because on our server, we make sure you have all the tips you need to succeed. Plus, if you ever feel like quitting because of a missed tutorial, just know that starting over is not an option here – we believe in pushing through and conquering every obstacle in your path.
So come on over to our server and show everyone that you can handle any distraction thrown your way. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new sense of focus and determination in the process. Don’t be the asshole who quits, be the hero who perseveres and comes out on top!
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CraftyChicksLoveBlocks
Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – but shh, it’s a secret!
2. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs (explosive hugs, that is) to all our players.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot.
4. We host weekly build battles where the winner gets their very own pet dragon to ride around the server on.
5. Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant wishes to players – just be careful what you wish for!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
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The Atlas Project Bedrock Server: Where we mine and craft and barely get any sleep!
Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server
A Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server looking for players! We use Addons such as Better on Bedrock, Mini Blocks, More Enchantments, More Shields, More Elytras as well as texture packs to add a better look to the world! Decisions are made based on what players want! Join Today! Discord Link
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the server IP address provided or through the Discord link. What are the server rules? Respect other players, no griefing, and follow the instructions of the server admins. Are there any banned items or blocks? Yes, a list of banned items and blocks will be provided on the Discord server. Can I invite friends to the server? Yes, you are encouraged to invite friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement of 18+. -
QuakeCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance!
Explore our enchanted forest filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds (yes, you read that right)!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can ride dolphins and have dance parties with mermaids!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
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BlockyLawFamDrama
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire and not have to worry about your drug-addict brother mooching off your wealthy parents? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can graduate from law school without any family drama!On our server, you can build your dream law firm, take on cases against creepers and zombies, and show your family that you are a successful lawyer in the virtual world. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any step-parent clashes or stressful holiday events – just pure Minecraft fun!
So come join us and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs $50 for groceries when you can mine for diamonds and build your own empire? Let’s graduate from law school together in style – no assholes allowed!
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UkrainianF16DecoyCraft
Yo, so like, have you ever seen a Minecraft server with an inflatable Ukrainian F-16 decoy?! Yeah, neither have we, but on this server, it’s a thing! Picture this: you’re just mining some diamonds and out of nowhere, BAM! A giant inflatable plane pops up next to you. It’s like a party every time you log on.But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit that the mobs have their own dance parties. Creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing – it’s a sight to see. And don’t even get us started on the villagers. They’re out here trading emeralds for disco balls, living their best lives.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground club? Yeah, that’s right. You gotta find the hidden entrance, but once you do, it’s non-stop raves with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join this wild and wacky server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for that inflatable plane – it’s a real game-changer.