Biking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Hangout, suburban, speed limit, Corner, Apology

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

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Neurding’s Random Minecraft Server

Neurdings, why did he do it, Biking, thrill-seeking, Decision making

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds! Rumor has it that the chicken statue comes to life at night and challenges players to epic dance battles for rare loot. Will you be the one to out-dance the diamond chicken? Join now and uncover the mystery behind Steve’s poultry obsession!

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Outside is Overrated Minecraft SMP

Vitamin D, Biking, picnicking, Minecraft, Explore

Are they crazy?! Who needs fresh air and sunlight when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and build your own virtual paradise?! Trust us, the only vitamin D you need is Diamond Ore and the only fresh air you’ll be breathing is from your computer fan!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles against creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue llama. Our community is a mix of seasoned pros and total noobs, so whether you’re a redstone wizard or can barely craft a wooden pickaxe, there’s a place for you here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once built a house entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets of this mysterious specter and maybe even learn a thing or two about building with explosives?

So forget about the real world and dive headfirst into our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunshine and fresh air when you can have endless fun, friendship, and maybe even a few explosions along the way? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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SidewalkSquabbleCraft

Sidewalk, Confrontation, perspective, opinion, reaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane situations can turn into epic tales of heroism and villainy! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, a family of villagers blocks your path, taking up the entire mine shaft. Dad on the left, kids running amok, chaos everywhere. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating treacherous paths filled with unexpected obstacles. Will you be the hero who politely asks the villagers to move aside, or will you be the rogue who charges through, causing chaos in your wake? The choice is yours!

But beware, for not everyone will see you as the hero of the story. Some may label you as the villain, the one who disrupted the peace of the village. Will you rise above the accusations and prove your worth, or will you succumb to the pressure and retreat into the shadows?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with twists and turns, where every encounter is a chance to show your true colors. Are you ready to face the ultimate question: AITA (Am I The Adventurer)?

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InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

inheritance disputes, parental decisions, family conflict, parental support, family argument

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

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SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, Minecraft, Server, Caution, greek mythology

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

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OrderUpCraft

UNUSUAL, Customer, odd, Dining, reddit

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

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MoscowMayhem Minecraft Server

global affairs, SECURITY, Server, War, Minecraft

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t authorize strikes on moscow, just like biden! come build your own virtual moscow and pretend you’re a world leader making important decisions. but watch out, because the creepers are plotting against you just like the russians. join now for a wild ride of political drama and explosive fun!

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AyatollahsAndPeriods

arrest, controversy, response, social media, Censorship

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!

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PennyPincherCraft

Floor, financial habits, Resourcefulness, gasoline, consumer behavior

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TREASURE THAN A PIRATE’S BOOTY! U CAN FIND DIAMONDS JUST LYIN’ AROUND LIKE ABANDONED PENNIES! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF GOLD AND RULE OVER UR PEASANT FRIENDS! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND DOLPHINS WHO WILL TEACH U HOW TO FLY! SO WHY WASTE UR TIME SAVIN’ PENNIES ON GASOLINE WHEN U COULD BE RULIN’ THE MINECRAFT WORLD WITH US?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!

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