SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

bad idea, bear spray, bike ride, death acceptance, defending themselves, demoralize, dog killing knives, hellbeasts, internet hate, op, pitbull attack, psyop, reddit, Running, search results, self defense, SelfDefenseSMP, soys, Teen, unleashed pitbull, weapon, WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CarClearOut Minecraft Server

apartment complex, bike ride, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s belongings, car clutter, CarClearOut, cleaning, Communication, coworker, girls night out, Hotel, last minute, Minecraft, relationship issues, ride home, second shift, Server, shared car, storage unit, sullen, volunteering

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being volunteered for random tasks without your consent? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being forced to clean out a car for someone else ever again! Our server is a safe space where you can build your own virtual car and never have to give anyone a ride home, especially if they bring a bike along for the ride.

We understand the struggle of living on the 3rd floor with no elevator – that’s why our server is located on the ground level, so you never have to worry about lugging heavy items up multiple flights of stairs. Plus, our virtual cars have unlimited storage space, so you’ll never have to deal with a cluttered vehicle again.

Join us and say goodbye to being volunteered for random tasks by your significant other. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because in Minecraft, you’re the boss of your own world!

BikeCrashMC Server

#road incident, bike accident, bike collision, bike commute, bike confrontation, bike etiquette, bike incident, bike ride, bike road, bike safety, bike trail, BikeCrashMC, cyclist etiquette, Cyclists, electric bike, falling off bike, intimidation, not helping, professional cyclists, road etiquette, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7100
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of getting bullied by professional cyclists on the road? Join our Minecraft server where you can ride your electric bike in peace without any intimidating cyclists tailing you!

Our server is a safe haven for all electric bike enthusiasts who have been traumatized by aggressive cyclists. No more worrying about getting harassed on the road, just pure, peaceful biking fun in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the thrill of riding your electric bike without any fear of being followed by cyclists with questionable intentions. Ride freely, build your dream bike, and leave those pesky cyclists in the dust (literally)!

Don’t let those cyclists intimidate you any longer, join our server and pedal your way to victory!

Minecraft server: “MineFortress2 – The Blocky Battle”

4chan servers, Banana Bay Edition, battle, blocky, Community MvM tour, Competitive News, Events, FAQ, Frag With /tf2g, HUDs, loadouts, Minecraft, MineFortress2, Mods, official server, official sites, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, summer update, team fortress 2, Trading

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Items Found:	3242	Animals Bred:	195
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Banana Bay Edition! Our summer update is live and it’s bananas! Literally, there are bananas everywhere. Join our new Community MvM tour and battle it out with potatoes (yes, potatoes) at oo.potato.tf.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Banana Bay Edition for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

MineCraftyLove – Erotic Roleplay Server

Adult, Chat, creative writing, cybersex, Erotic, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Meido, MineCraftyLove, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, Roleplaying, roleplaying games, Server, Thread

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	692

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in some truly wild and wacky adventures! Join us for some Meido Edition Erotic Roleplay, where you can dress up as a sexy maid and clean up the competition.

Our server is filled with pixelated passion and steamy scenarios that will leave you blushing and laughing at the same time. From building your own naughty castle to participating in epic battles with other players dressed as French maids, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft and roleplaying as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players can test their skills in some seriously saucy challenges.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let the Meido madness begin!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, DadCraft, Decision making, family dynamics, family vacation, Gender Roles, Hospitality, husband and wife, in-laws, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, self-care, Server, traditional roles

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws who think you should wait on your husband hand and foot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own rules and assign chores to whoever you want – even if it’s just making sure the virtual cows are fed. Plus, if anyone gives you grief, you can just block them (literally) and move on with your day.

So come join us and let off some steam by mining, crafting, and exploring in a world where you call the shots. Who knows, you might even find some virtual therapy in building the perfect pixelated mansion to escape to when the in-laws get too much to handle.

DrunkWifeRescueCraft

alcohol, Australia, Boundaries, children, Communication, consequences, Decision making, drunk driving, DrunkWifeRescueCraft, family, helicopter parent, Legal, Marriage, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk, Risks, Safety, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2685
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that values safety above all else? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that you will never be more than a 30-second sprint away from your virtual kids! Just like this responsible parent in Australia, we prioritize the well-being of our players, even if it means missing out on a night of fun and drinks.

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly monitoring your kids in-game, making sure they don’t get into any virtual trouble. We may not be helicopter parents, but we sure know how to keep a close eye on our little blocky adventurers.

And don’t worry about leaving your kids unattended on our server – it’s against the rules! Just like this dedicated parent, we believe in being there to pick them up every time they fall (or get attacked by a Creeper).

So come join us on the most responsible Minecraft server out there, where the only risk you’ll be taking is whether to build your house out of wood or stone. And remember, always have an umbrella handy, even if it’s just raining in-game!

MadCraft: Rage Edition

aggravating, Agitation, anger, annoyance, Edition, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, furious, incensed, infuriating, Irritation, livid, mad as hell, Madcraft, Outrage, pissed off, provoking, RAGE, Seething, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Star Shards Collected:	135
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Are you sick of getting your diamonds stolen by sneaky little Endermen? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and let out all your rage in the most epic way possible. We have a special “Rage Mode” where every time you die, a herd of angry pigs will spawn and chase you around until you can defeat them all. Trust us, it’s a real bacon bonanza!

But that’s not all – we also have a “Troll Zone” where players can set up traps and pranks to mess with each other. Want to build a giant lava pit outside someone’s front door? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Knock yourself out!

So come on over to our server and unleash your inner rage in the most hilarious way possible. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pigs!

HouthiPortSmashCraft

airstrike, Conflict, Defense, enemies, Far Away, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Houthi port, HouthiPortSmashCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, proxy war, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, strike, Yemen

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

so dis server is like da bomb diggity, u know? we got like crazy builds and epic adventures waitin for u to join. like one time, we had dis player who built a giant chicken outta diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers. it was epic, man.

but wait, there’s more! we also have secret treasure hunts where u can find rare loot and hidden dungeons filled with spooky mobs. and if dat ain’t enough to convince u to join, just know dat we once had a player who tamed a pack of wild wolves and used dem to take down a dragon in one epic battle.

so come on, join dis server and show dem enemies dat we will reach dem no matter how far away. join now and be part of da craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

AncestorCraft

AncestorCraft, ANCESTORS, ancestors smiling, culture, family, family history, Genealogy, generations, heritage, History, Legacy, lineage, past, RELATIVES, Roots, smiling down, smiling up, tradition

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	7410	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Towns Built:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more ancestors smilin’ up at u than smilin’ down on u. Like, u know u gonna have a blast buildin’ and survivin’ in dis wacky world where even da ghosts of ur great-great-great-great-great-grandparents be cheerin’ u on. Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over da place filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, if u find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, u can dig straight to da center of da earth and find a portal to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers do da cha cha. So come join us and let’s make ur ancestors proud by craftin’, minin’, and explorin’ together in dis epic Minecraft adventure!

Escape the stress of adulting on Escapism SMP – where all ages act mature but don’t look it!

1.21, act, adulting, Afk, age requirement, AGES, big farms, Cheating, Death Heads, dont, Duping Machines, Dynmap, Escape, escapism, Essentials, France, Graves, Griefing, GSit, hacked clients, java, Mature, NSFW, Paris, Player Base, Server version, smp, Spawn, stealing, stress, voice chat

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Overview

Server Name	Escapism
Features	Simple Voice Chat, Dynmap, Gsit, Graves, Death Heads, Essentials

Commonly Asked Questions

Where is the server located?

The server is located in Paris, France. However, we have a player base from all over the world.

What age do you have to be to join?

Unfortunately, we do not accept anyone under the age of 18. If you are caught lying about your age and are under 18, you will be banned from the server promptly.

What is the server version?

The server is a Java server set at the latest version, 1.21.

Our Rules

No huge AFK or duping machines
No big farms near spawn
No hacked clients, x-ray or other forms of cheating
No NSFW images/chats
No stealing or griefing
Please be respectful and reasonable, and most importantly…have fun!

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask them below and I will get back to you with an answer as soon as I can.

YouthCraft Minecraft Server

ageless, Carefree, childlike, Energetic, exuberant, Forever Young, fun-loving, Heart, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, playful, Server, Spirited, vibrant, young, young at heart, young mindset, YouthCraft, Youthful, youthful energy, youthful outlook, youthful spirit

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Farms Harvested:	739	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5983
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is perfect for those who are young at heart (or just immature like us)! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a rainbow mane. And you know what? That pig-icorn became the server mascot and led us to victory in every PvP battle we faced. True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even participate in weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe with the power to mine through bedrock. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party room filled with glowstone and funky music? Yeah, we know how to party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to be immortalized in our server’s lore. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Tony’s Tiny AEW Minecraft Server

aew, Minecraft, Server, Tiny, Tonys

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	2112	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

If you’re tired of boring old wrestling matches in Minecraft, come join our server where Tony is booking the matches! Imagine a world where Steve is suplexing Creepers and Herobrine is hitting people with steel chairs. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s pure entertainment!

Our server has an ECW vibe, with explosions, hardcore matches, and even a surprise appearance from the Undertaker (yes, he plays Minecraft too). You never know what’s going to happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft wrestling matches you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get hit with a diamond pickaxe, that might hurt a bit).

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