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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8399 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!
Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”
