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CashWasterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	52	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about wasting money again! Our server is full of hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear just waiting for you to find. Who needs real-life money when you can be rolling in virtual riches on our server?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary pig named Sir Oinksalot who has been known to grant wishes to those who bring him a stack of golden carrots. Want to fly like a bird? Sir Oinksalot can make it happen. Want to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies? Sir Oinksalot can do that too. Just be careful what you wish for, because Sir Oinksalot has a mischievous side.

So why waste money on real-life stuff when you can join our Minecraft SMP and live a life of luxury and adventure? Come join us today and start your journey to virtual wealth and hilarity!

Minecraft SMP: WowCraft SMP – The Legendary World of Blockcraft

Adventure, Blizzard, blockcraft, Community, Dungeons, Edition, FANTASY, Gaming, Gear, general, Legendary, Leveling, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Quests, Raids, smp, strategies, The Excitement Within, Updates, world, World of Warcraft, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Potions Brewed:	169	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone accidentally blow up their own house with TNT (again).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge him for control of the server? The choice is yours!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where players gather to dance the night away with glowstone in hand. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NeighborlyNonsense

Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disdain, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Frustration, gatherings, guests, informal, misunderstanding, neighbor, NeighborlyNonsense, Permission, Respect, Social Skills, Straightening, stress, Wife

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Emeralds Found:	8024	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a wife who just doesn’t get it? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the nagging and eye-rolling you face in real life.

Join us for a wild ride where you can invite your neighbor Bill over for a virtual beer without worrying about your wife flipping her lid. No need to ask for permission or deal with the drama – just hop on and enjoy some stress-free gaming.

Who needs real-life social skills when you can join a server where everyone gets it? Say goodbye to the eye rolls and hello to a community that understands the struggle. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, who needs a wife when you have a Minecraft server?

GazaBlockParty

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us on this server where we got crazier adventures than israel recoverin six bodies from gaza! we got zombies runnin wild, creepers explodin everywher, and villagers tradin like there’s no tomorrow! join us if u wanna have a blast and maybe even find some hidden treasure in our secret dungeons! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

WebmCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5196	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	258
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!