BlockyLove

arrogance, bad breath, bad manners, biggest turnoff, BlockyLove, DATING, dishonesty, Disrespect, first date, Girls, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of conversation, lack of effort, lack of interest, Negativity, poor hygiene, poor listening skills, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8952	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8066	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

arrogance, bad hygiene, biggest turnoff, BlockyBoys, controlling behavior, DATING, deal breakers, diamonds, dishonesty, Disrespect, guy, immaturity, Insecurity, lack, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, Negativity, poor communication, red flags, relationships, self-centeredness, unattractive behavior

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

NoMoreBlowiesMC

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, consent, emotions, feelings, Honesty, Intimacy, NoMoreBlowiesMC, open conversation, oral sex, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sexual compatibility, sexual desires, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as your boyfriend’s excuses for not wanting oral sex? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, diamond-studded adventures, and a community so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your boyfriend’s weird preferences. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even your boyfriend will be begging for more! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahHavoc, intelligence, Israel, Israeli military, Lebanon crisis, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military operation, Minecraft, operative, regional tensions, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, southern Lebanon, Target, Terrorism

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	171
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	374	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

LOL U GUYS, ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE BE LIKE ISRAEL TAKIN OUT DEM HEZBOLLAH OPERATIVES IN SOUTHERN LEBANON. U WANNA JOIN AND BE A PART OF DA ACTION? WE BE BUILDIN’ BUNKERS AND TAKIN’ DOWN TERRORISTS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN DIS CRAZY WORLD WE GOT GOIN’ ON. LET’S SHOW DEM BAD GUYS WHO’S BOSS IN DIS BLOCKY PARADISE. #BLOCKSQUAD #TERRORISTTAKEOVER #MINECRAFTHEROES

CubanShipDefenseCraft

Arctic sovereignty, Canada, Cuba, CubanShipDefenseCraft, defends, defense cooperation, deterring, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, maritime defense, military presence, naval operations, North America, russia, SECURITY, sending ship, strategic alliance, Vital

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even canada is sending ships to cuba to keep da russians away. yea, u heard me right, dis server is so poppin dat even world powers are gettin involved. imagine all da crazy adventures u can have, fightin off russian spies while buildin ur epic base. u gotta join dis server, man, it’s da only way to stay safe from dem sneaky russians. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DunningCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro

Behavior, BIAS, cognitive bias, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, critical thinking, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, DunningCraft, Expertise, ignorance, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, PRO, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self-assessment, Theyre, Thinks

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so, like, imagine joining a minecraft server where EVERYONE thinks they’re a total PRO but actually they’re all NOOBS. it’s like the Dunning-Kruger effect on steroids, bro. you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off at all the ridiculous stuff these players think they can do.

join us for the LOLs, the facepalms, and the general chaos that comes with a server full of overconfident noobs. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will fight you for their right to party. yeah, it’s that crazy.

so if you’re ready to experience the ultimate mix of hilarity and insanity, come join us on the server where the Dunning-Kruger effect is in full swing. just be prepared to question your own minecraft skills in the process.

CovidCraft: Long Recovery Edition

AMERICANS, Cohort, coronavirus, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Edition, health, INFECTED, international researchers, lingering effects, Long, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting symptoms, long-term effects, pandemic, prevalence, Recovery, recovery period, recovery time, research, study, Symptoms

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1301	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and recover from covid in just three days!!! yes, you heard that right, THREE DAYS!!! our magical virtual world has special powers that will cure you faster than you can say “diamond sword”. forget about long covid, we got you covered with our pixelated potions and enchanted armor. come join us and start feeling better in no time, because who needs real life when you can have minecraft life? let’s dig, build, and heal together, one block at a time!

Once upon an SMP, Semi-Vanilla tale with Roleplay and Crossplay magic – Storytime Server

Boss Battles, Character Lore, crossplay, Discord, Events, Friends, Fun, gameplay, great staff, Grief Prevention, invite, Items, Lore, Magic, Plugins, PvE, role playing, Roleplay, rules, Secret Past, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, storytime, Tale, Website

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Potions Brewed:	143	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to the Storytime SMP!

Server Focus	Role-playing with character lore and storyline
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock cross-play
Events	Weekly PVE events and boss battles
Staff	Dedicated regional staff for player support
Gameplay	Minimal interference from plugins for a vanilla experience

How to Join?

Simply go to our website and join our Discord server!

If the website is inaccessible, you can add “tyzixp” on Discord for an invite.

FAQ

1. Can I play on the server with my friends who use different versions of Minecraft?

Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, so you can play with your friends regardless of their version.

2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, be sure to check out the rules on the website before playing to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

3. How often are events hosted on the server?

We aim to host weekly PVE events and boss battles to keep players entertained and engaged.

4. What plugins or modifications are used on the server?

We strive to maintain a vanilla feeling on the server, with limited plugins that interfere with gameplay. Grief Prevention is the most notable plugin in place to protect player items and homes.

Healthcare Havoc Minecraft Server

access to healthcare, America, consultation costs, extreme cases, Havoc, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare crisis, healthcare disparities, healthcare inequality, healthcare reform, healthcare system, illnesses, medical expenses, Minecraft, Sandra Lee, Server, third-world country, Treatment, wait times

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where healthcare is as rare as diamonds in the game! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting months for a simple consultation, just like in a third world country. Watch as players let their virtual illnesses develop into extreme cases because they can’t afford the in-game healthcare costs of over 3000 diamonds. It’s a wild ride of medical madness and outrageous prices, only on our server! Join now and see why America looks like a third world country in healthcare in our virtual world.

Blockyantics Minecraft Server

Blockyantics, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial awareness, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial diversity, racial inequality, Racial Issues, racial profiling, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, Server, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the white people are just as crazy as the creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond mining, epic battles, and questionable dance moves at our virtual block party.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white players on our server decided to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks. Why? Because they thought it would bring them good luck in battle. And you know what? It worked! They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to their shiny poultry friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic pranks you’ll ever see. One time, a player filled another player’s house with nothing but llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the white people are just as unpredictable as a redstone contraption built by a toddler. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

CarCraftCapers

abusive relationship, car maintenance, car ownership, car payments, car theft, car troubles, CarCraftCapers, child custody, difficult decision, family conflict, family drama, felon, financial agreement, legal ownership, Les Schwab, Pregnant, sister-in-law, stolen car, unreliable roommate, WIBTA, working from home

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4558	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about blown gaskets and flat tires.

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.

Exes2BFFs Minecraft Server

acceptance, advice, Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, emotions, ex, Exes2BFFs, Experience, forgiveness, friendship, healing, Just Friends, long-term effects, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Alien Abductions:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the friend zone with your ex? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in turning exes into enemies…I mean, friends! Join us and watch as your former flame becomes your loyal mining buddy, building epic structures together while pretending like your breakup never happened. Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? So come on, join our server and let’s turn that awkward ex into an epic gaming partner!

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