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Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server

BOOTY, Brazil, Brazilian, Busters, butt fucked, commie president, Corruption, cucks, Economy, Government, illiterate, Incompetence, inflation, Latin America, Minecraft, MONEY, Politics, POVERTY, scandal, Server, socialism, south america, SPENDING, Tanking

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mines Excavated:	2359	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Votes:	5323	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

Crafty Tranny Denial: Where RPGs and Minecraft collide in hilarious fashion!

acceptance, armor, collide, Community, coping, Crafty, denial, discrimination, FANTASY, fashion, Female Characters, Gaming, Gender Roles, hilarious, Identity, LGBTQ, Minecraft, representation, role playing, rpgs, sexism, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, tranny, Transgender

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of dealing with repressed trannies in your RPG games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to be themselves, whether that’s a warrior princess or a dragon-slaying unicorn. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our armor is so fabulous that even the most attention-seeking booty won’t distract you from your quest. So come on, join us and let your inner tranny shine!

Blocky Brains – Where creativity meets questionable diagnoses!

autism, behavioral therapy, blocky, Brains, cognitive development., communication difficulties, creativity, developmental delay, diagnoses, Diagnosis, diagnostic criteria, early intervention, early signs, genetic testing, meets, motor skills, neurodevelopmental disorder, Questionable, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, sensory sensitivities, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, special education, speech delay

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	403	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crops Grown:	7723	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.

So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!

Crafty Queers: Have You Ever Been a Fag? Server

acceptance, bullying, Crafty, discrimination, equality, fag, Hate Speech, have you ever been a fag, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, Marginalized, prejudice, queers, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of being a total fag on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a fag is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! We have rainbow sheep, unicorn pigs, and even a special dance floor where you can show off your faggy moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.

So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!

MapleCraft: Sorry for the Creeper, Eh?

American music, Canadian perspective, country music, creeper, cross-cultural communication, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, famous tunes, global recognition, iconic songs, international appeal, international fame, MapleCraft, music appreciation, music diversity, music knowledge, music trivia, popular songs, Talking to Canadians, The Devil Went Down to Georgia

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	1439	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Canadians don’t know The Devil Went Down to Georgia! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while jamming out to some country classics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to fiddle contests for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to out-fiddle the devil on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

AnimeTubersCraft: Where We Post VTubers Who Pretend to Be Anime Children on the Internet!

Anime, AnimeTubersCraft, children, Community, content creators, COSPLAY, cute, Digital, Entertainment, Gaming, internet, Kawaii, ONLINE, personas, post, PRETEND, Roleplay, social media, streaming, trending, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8607	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of post vtubers who pretend to be anime children on the internet! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking cats who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Talking cats.

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually undercover agents spying on the sheep rebellion. You can join them in their covert operations and help save the Minecraft world from wooly chaos.

3. Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest block in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted obsidian. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Pixelated Waifus: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, android girls, Anime, body image, Cybernetics, digital art, exaggerated bodies, FANTASY, Female Characters, female empowerment, futuristic, gaming culture, gender stereotypes, Japan, japanese games, Minecraft, objectification, pixelated, pop culture, Sexualization, Technology, Ultimate, video games, virtual reality, waifus

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mines Excavated:	3020	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content! But that’s not all – we have android girls with exaggerated bodies roaming around the server, ready to help you on your adventures. Need some extra muscle to take down a horde of creepers? Just call on our android babes to lend a hand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground ninja village hidden within the server. You can train with the ninjas, learn their ancient techniques, and become a master of stealth and combat. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the village – can you find it before anyone else?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the android girls are always ready for action!

CyrusCraft: Conquer the Blocks Like Cyrus Conquered Nations!

Ancient, blocks, Civilization, comparison, Conquer, Conquered, culture, cyrus, Cyrus the Great, CyrusCraft, Evolution, GREATNESS, History, Impact, iran, leadership, Legacy, modern world, Nations, perspective, progress, Reflection, Ruler, society, time travel, transformation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Step into our Minecraft server and travel back in time to meet the legendary Steve, who lived 2500 years ago and was the original block-building master! Join us for epic quests and challenges as we try to uncover the secrets of Steve’s ancient crafting techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks! So why wait? Join now and be a part of history in the making (literally)!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and Memes Galore!

25-ji, building, card stories, Crypton Future Media, Digging, Ena, English version, Event, event stories, gacha, Galore, hatsune miku, Korea, Len, Leo/need, mafuyu, McMineFace, memes, minecrafty, MORE MORE JUMP!, Nightcord de., Original Characters, project sekai, psg, rhythm game, sega, Sekai Viewer, Sekai Wiki, taiwan, Vivid BAD SQUAD, vocaloids, Watashi wa Ame, Wonderlands × Showtime

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and where even the most artistic autists can thrive! Join us on Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage ft. Hatsune Miku, a rhythm game collaboration that will blow your mind!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the 6 main Vocaloids from Crypton, along with a bunch of original characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if that’s not enough, we also have three other versions of Project SEKAI available – Taiwanese, Korean, and even an English version for all you non-weebs out there.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Knowing the Unseen”, will boost your Pure attributes and introduce you to some virtual singers that will rock your world. And don’t even get us started on our gacha, where you can draw some blooming characters like Ena, Mafuyu, and Len (25-ji).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our translated stories like Leo/need, MORE MORE JUMP!, Vivid BAD SQUAD, and Wonderlands × Showtime. Or check out our event stories and card stories for even more insane adventures.

Join us on this Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild – because on Project SEKAI, the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty McDerp’s Autistic Adventure Land

Adventure, attempts, autism, Autismo, autistic, confused faces, Crafty, faces, hurt, Land, literal responses, lonesome nature, lowest totem of society, McDerps, mfw, normies, power, Responses, retard strength, seethe, slick words, society, strength, Words

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Animals Bred:	55	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of being the lowest totem of society? Do normies constantly seethe at your lonesome nature? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner autismo and rise to the top!

Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting normies with your literal responses and autistic strength. Watch as their feeble attempts to bring you down fall flat, leaving them confused and seething even more.

Don’t miss out on the chance to show the world that being different is your superpower. Join our server now and unleash your autismo in the most epic way possible!