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Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	196	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

xPlay

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	133
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

[Swedish only]

xPlay is a small but large Minecraft server in Swedish. The owner named xSimonSiggex on YouTube is very active on his server and records both “Life as an Admin” and “Survival on xPlay”. On the xPlay server you can play KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Plots and soon Minigames!

Hope you have fun!

MvH Simonsigge

MC.xPlayServer.se

OcraftVR

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Hello and Happy Halloween to all. I have so much to tell and so little time. Lets start off with we now support what i like to call TCP (True Cross Play). With this players from bedrock can now join us on java so if you are on Android, IOS, Windows/Xbox and Nintendo Switch you can now join us how ever players on switch/Xbox needs a work around by changing the DNS in the internet setting please goto Youtube to search for that other platforms is the basic way by just adding the server in the server list we have a whole new server called PandorasBox this server contains things like skyblock, caveblock, acid islands etc. Have fun and enjoy.

ocvr.servegame.com

ChaosKeller Minigame Netzwerk

Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3855	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

ChaosKeller is a new minigame server network with the goal to offer as many different mini-games as possible and thus keep the gaming fun high. The network is currently still in the development/beta phase. But joining is possible at any time.

chaoskeller.at

MLG Fortress

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

We’re currently re-envisioning our server – Apply here if you’d like to take part in recreating this server! http://robomwm.com/mlgapply

MLG.robomwm.com

Casual Craft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5578	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

24/7 survival server, just join to have fun 🙂

Factions, Have fun with your friends. Just starting there is 42 slots please join 🙂

198.27.125.45

Imperium Populi

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Animals Bred:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Server Discord : https://discord.gg/MSX5R5h

Special Features : Towny Economy Survival A main world that won’t reset A separate resource world that will Custom plugins in-game rank ups Jobs Custom world A friendly community

Imperium Populi Towny is a 1.20+ server that allows you to join on any version you would like to play on. The server has jobs with job perks when you get to a certain rank, a Towny-based claiming system, crates, server events, and a wonderful community to go alongside the server while we continue our journey to grow our server and make it an overall fun time for the new players that join.

mc.imperiumpopuli.net

YEAHWH.AT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9239
Alien Abductions:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Apply: http://apply.yeahwh.at/apply (make sure you read /rules)

The YEAHWHAT?! server is a small creative and survival minecraft community.

The server runs the fantastic Spigot server wrapper which includes many plugins used for land ownership, economy, and anti-grief, as well as new commands and features.

We also have a Nations Roleplay, in which countries trade with eachother, fund constructions, and compete against eachother on the survival world. This is voluntary and not required. Gameplay wise, the server includes 4 main worlds: a survival economy world, a creative freebuild and plot lands, a world dedicated for Mobarenas and a Nations RP in the old survival world, where you can join or create a country!

We also run a forum at http://forums.yeahwh.at/

Our team of active staff members is regularly in-game to assist you.

yeahwh.at

SmessieCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Gems Collected:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	602342	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0

ACTIVE AND HELPFUL MINECRAFT SERVER! ~ 1.9 tem 1.15 ~ = SURVIVAL = FACTIONS = CREATIVE = SKYBLOCK = MINIGAMES ~ Join via PLAY.SMESSIECRAFT.COM of PLAY.FACTIONS.BE

SmessieCraft is a cosy Minecraft network with both Dutch as English messages sent by the server. You can choose your language by using the command /language on our network.

Join now and discover the kind community behind this network! IP: Play.SmessieCraft.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmessieCraft Facebook: https:/bfb.com/SmessieCraft Discord: https://Discord.SmessieCraft.com

play.SmessieCraft.com

ApotheosisCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to ApotheosisCraft ! We’re a Towny survival server with experienced staff and a friendly atmosphere! Some of the server features include a kit 1v1 arena, GriefPrevention, Sign Shops, McMMo, and a server Shop with some free goodies! My goal for this server is to make a nice place that’s relaxed and fun to play on, so I’m always adding little things to the server, Just for fun. . Some of the basic rules are:

⋆Be Respectful ⋆No Griefing/Raiding ⋆No Hacking

So come join us! We’ll be happy to see you!

play.apotheosiscraft.com

ZironeNetwork

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

We support 1.7, 1.8 and 1.9!

ZironeNetwork is a fun, existing, and unique experience. We have a wide range of gamemodes for you to play. Our servers are extremely fast and well setup, you shouldn’t get any lag while playing on our network.

KitPvP, Factions, Skyblock, Infected, OITC, Badlands, Prison, Creative, and Survival

IP: play.zironenetwork.com Forums: https://zironenetwork.com

play.zironenetwork.com