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Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

accident, bad news, bathroom humor, child, diaper change, EMBARRASSMENT, excrement, foul odor, funny, humor, Messy, Minecraft, mishap, Mommy, parenting, poopy, Potty training, Smells, smp, STINKY, Toddler, Unpleasant

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	435	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	184
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

MomCare Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Caregiver, caregiving, Conflict, Confrontation, dementia, diabetes, doctor appointments, elderly care, family, health, Honesty, mental health, Minecraft, MomCare, Moving, nutrition, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Truth, verbal abuse

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Emeralds Found:	8314
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!

Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?

BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters

BlockyBuzz, dangerous drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug culture, drug dependence, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug rehabilitation, drug tolerance, drug use, drug withdrawal, hard drug use, hard drugs, HighCrafters, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, substance abuse

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crops Grown:	9167
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the only drug we’re addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on the hardest drug you’ve ever done – except it’s just virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a few creepers trying to crash the party. Who needs drugs when you have the rush of finding that elusive stronghold or battling it out in epic PvP battles? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

beheading, crime, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Government, headless, justice system, law enforcement, local government, Mayor, Mexican politics, MexiCrafter, municipal leadership, new leadership, organized crime, political corruption, political instability, political transition, public office, Public Safety, southern Mexico, Succession, violence

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

‘66, 16+, 296, 476, actual lives saved, Assumptions, CCP, convalescent plasma, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, estimates, Modeling, Plasma, potential lives saved, saved lives, Saviors, stratified analyses, united states

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

497952357, advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, Boulevard, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, Healer Geist Edition, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Void Gems Collected:	33	Emeralds Found:	4295
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

10PM, 5am, bored, Chat, Conversation, Discord, discord chat, insomnia, insomnia support, late night, late night boredom, late night talk, lonely, lonely nights, Minecraft, night owl, NIGHTS, Pst, rippa911, shoot the shit, sleep schedule, smp, throwaway

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

career choices, comfort zone, Decision making, fear of change, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experiences, Life decisions, missed chances, missed opportunity, OpportunityCraft, personal growth, refused opportunity, regret, risk aversion, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self reflection, turning down opportunities

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

One Direction Sound Waves

Acoustic research, Acoustic technology, Acoustic waves, Direction, Directional audio, Directional sound, Directional sound waves, Physicists, Physics advancement, Physics innovation, physics research, Research breakthrough, scientific discovery, Sound, sound engineering, sound manipulation, Sound technology, sound waves, Unidirectional sound, Wave directionality, Wave generation, Wave propagation, Waves

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9975	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Farms Harvested:	612	Herobrine Sightings:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7026	Mines Excavated:	1699
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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