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BlockyLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dating in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows players to form relationships, break up, and even have Minecraft weddings! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the world of blocks and pixels?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a unique feature where players can compete in epic battles to win the heart of their crush. Forget about building houses and farms, it’s all about impressing your virtual bae with your PvP skills!

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ups and downs of Minecraft relationships. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ores Mined:	1639	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Potions Brewed:	173	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ores Mined:	3433	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	2704	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Votes:	7222
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	148465

Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Votes:	4310
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Animals Bred:	83
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Love Letters Sent:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!