But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless feathered fiends ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos wherever they go. Join our server and you might just witness their next epic heist.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon move like this before.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wild and wacky side of the game, come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Welcome to Bloom SMP |
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| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
| Features: |
| Anti-griefing |
| Cross play |
| A welcoming community |
| An active Discord |
| A friendly staff team |
| Regular events |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Bloom SMP FAQ |
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| Q: Is Bloom SMP modded? | A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| Q: What versions can I join on? | A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4. |
| Q: Is there a Discord server? | A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here. |
| Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP? | A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.
But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!
We got outfits in here that even the anime characters themselves don’t remember wearing. It’s like a fashion show on acid, man.
You’ll be questioning reality as you build and battle in this crazy world. It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where anything goes.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, because this server is where the anime meets the absurd. Don’t miss out, join now and embrace the madness!
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a virtual apartment complex. Your neighbors include Doug, the sweet old man with a Chihuahua, and his daughter’s family of six crammed into a two-bedroom apartment. Can you navigate the chaos and keep your cool when the son-in-law comes knocking at your virtual door asking for wifi access at all hours of the night?
But wait, there’s more! Help Doug with his cable and phone setup, share your leftover dinner with him, and even sneak some groceries from his car (just kidding, don’t do that). And don’t forget to keep those grandkids quiet after 9 pm or face the wrath of sleep-deprived neighbors!
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of denying virtual wifi access to moochers while dealing with a flu-ridden toddler and a nosy son-in-law? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions that you won’t find anywhere else. Join now and let the virtual drama unfold!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling dragons, and forming alliances with other players. But beware, there are trolls lurking around every corner and griefers ready to ruin your day.
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But before they could celebrate, a herd of zombie pigmen came charging at them, causing chaos and destruction. It was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself raising virtual kids in a whole new way.