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AssholeCraft2021

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	103	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

Agony, burning pain, Chronic pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Minecraft, pain experience, pain management, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainfulPixels, physical discomfort, physical pain, severe pain, sharp pain, shooting pain, smp, stabbing pain, Suffering, throbbing pain, unbearable pain, worst pain, worst physical pain

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	2141	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, but it was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, I found this secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens, like what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all my enchanted gear, I was screaming like a little baby!

But seriously, this server is so lit, you gotta join us and experience all the crazy shenanigans that happen on the daily. Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is so friendly and always willing to help out. So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

CuddleCraftMC

alone, comfort, Companionship, coping mechanisms, CUDDLE, CuddleCraftMC, Emotional support, human touch, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, longing, mental health, physical connection, reddit, self compassion, self love, self soothing, self-care, urge, yearning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Love Letters Sent:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you crave human interaction but all you have is your trusty pickaxe and a bunch of pixelated animals? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to cuddle with a blocky sheep again – unless that’s your thing, no judgment here. Our community is full of friendly players who are just as desperate for human touch as you are. So come on, join us and let’s build a world together where loneliness is just a distant memory. Who needs real-life friends when you have a bunch of virtual strangers to hang out with, am I right?

CraftyInflation9.5

central bank, consumer prices, CPI, CraftyInflation9.5, DECEMBER, economic indicators, economic trends, Economy, finance, financial news, inflation, inflation rate, interest rates, macroeconomics, monetary policy, price index, rising prices, russia, Russian economy, statistics

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the inflation rate is as high as 9.5% in december! it’s like a rollercoaster of prices going up and down, just like your emotions when playing minecraft.

we have crazy events like the “inflation party” where everything in the game costs 10 times more than usual. it’s a wild ride, just like trying to survive in the russian economy.

join us for a unique and unpredictable experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the virtual bank. who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun instead? come join us now!

Nano Brain Stimulation – Reverse Parkinson’s

Brain, brain disorders, brain stimulation, Deep Brain Stimulation, Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, Nano, nanoparticle, Nanoparticles, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurostimulation, neurotechnology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, stimulation, Therapy, Treatment, wireless, wireless technology

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9950	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2519
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we use nanoparticle magic to cure parkinsons and make ur brain go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, achievement, Adulthood, adulting, celebration, children, comparison, Cultural differences, Daily Reminder, Decision making, ETERNAL, Expectations, Experience, family, financial interests, Jews, Maturity, Quests, RESPONSIBILITY, self-explanatory, societal norms, success, upbringing

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Animals Bred:	124
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and level up your adulting skills at the age of 13! Celebrate your adulthood with us and make important decisions for your virtual family. By the time you turn 18, you’ll have FIVE YEARS of experience under your belt, making you more successful than those who were told they were children until 18. Don’t be a noob in real life, join us and become a pro at adulting in Minecraft! It’s self-explanatory, duhhh…

GFsMidnightCall Minecraft Server

Apology, bad partner, car towed, cold shoulder, Communication, emergency, emergency contact, fine payment, GFsMidnightCall, gym, midnight phone call, Minecraft, missed calls, relationship, Reliability, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleeping through, Sympathy, Trust, trustworthiness, urban area, vibrate mode

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car tow emergencies like the poor soul in this story! Join us and never worry about your car disappearing while you’re working out at the gym (unless a creeper blows it up, but that’s a different story).

Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly without fear of missing any calls from your significant other in distress. And if you do happen to miss a call, don’t worry – we won’t judge you or give you the cold shoulder like some people do in real life.

Join us for a grand adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any relationship drama getting in the way. And hey, if you ever need a ride to the tow yard, just ask in the chat – we’ve got plenty of players willing to help out (for a small fee of diamonds, of course).

So come on over and join our server, where the only emergencies you’ll face are running out of torches in a dark cave or accidentally falling into a pit of lava. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any angry partners blaming you for their car getting towed!

StayAtHomeHubbyCraft

Chores, cleaning, Communication, division of labor, Expectations, household responsibilities, Housekeeping, Marriage, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, stay at home duties, stay at home husband, stay at home mom, stay at home parent, stay-at-home dad, StayAtHomeHubbyCraft, Toddler, working from home, working full-time

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our creeper explosions is the drama in our players’ virtual lives! Join now for a chance to escape the real world, where husbands like “Jack” are more interested in playing video games than cleaning the house.

On our server, you can create your own virtual spouse who actually helps with chores and doesn’t blame you for the mess. Build your dream home without the fear of it turning into a virtual pigsty, unlike poor OP’s real-life situation.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter virtual arguments about who should be doing more around the house, but at least you can laugh it off knowing it’s all just a game. So come join us and escape the madness of reality, one block at a time!

FutureCraft SMP

21st century, advancement, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Cutting Edge, Cybernetics, digital age, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic, high-tech, innovation, Internet of Things, machine learning, Modernization, progress, robotics, Science, smp, space exploration, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Runes Activated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m playing on. It’s like, so futuristic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s wild. And the best part? The admin is a literal wizard who can summon rainbows on command. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more. The spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out diamonds every hour. And if you find the secret underground bunker, you can ride a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the PvP battles? It’s like Hunger Games meets The Matrix, but with llamas wearing top hats. You gotta see it to believe it, man.

So yeah, if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and experience the future firsthand, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

BlockyPayDay

10. Income equality, 11. Job equality, 12. Career aspirations, 13. Job satisfaction, 14. Career paths, 15. Job opportunities, 16. Job market, 17. Career satisfaction, 18. Career development, 19. Work preferences, 2. Job satisfaction, 20. Job fulfillment., 3. Career choices, 4. Passion for work, 5. dream job, 6. Career fulfillment, 7. Work-life balance, 8. Job preferences, 9. Professional fulfillment, BlockyPayDay, equal pay

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of the real world where your job determines your worth? Well, on our Minecraft server, all players are equal and all jobs pay the same – in diamonds! That’s right, whether you’re a farmer, a builder, or even a professional sheep shearer, you’ll be rolling in shiny diamonds in no time.

Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie pigmen riding giant spiders!

If you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even try your luck at the annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where players compete to see who can stay on the dragon’s back the longest. The winner gets bragging rights and a chest full of rare loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living the high life as a diamond-rich adventurer!

CraftyCreeperCo

#covert operations, acknowledgement, arms trade, centrifuge platforms, controversy, CraftyCreeperCo, diplomatic relations, Explosives, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military technology, nuclear program, political implications, proliferation, sanctions, security breach, top official

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
New Chunks Explored:	227800	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

OMG, so like, this server is lit AF cuz we got secret missions like Israel supplying Iran with explosive centrifuge platforms! It’s like a spy thriller but in Minecraft, bro. Join us for some crazy adventures and uncover top secret government shenanigans. Plus, we have epic PvP battles and the dankest memes around. Don’t miss out, join now and become part of the conspiracy fun!