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CraftyMissileWars

aggression, airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Crisis, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, Military, military escalation, Missiles, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world! russia and ukraine can duke it out all they want, but in our server, u can build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist!

we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even flying pigs! who needs missiles and drones when u can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? kyiv may be in turmoil, but in our server, the only thing u need to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house!

so come join us and leave the real world behind. u won’t regret it…unless u forget to build a shelter before nightfall. then u might regret it a little bit.

BrainCellBoomers

aging, aging process, Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain cells, brain health, BrainCellBoomers, cells, cellular aging, cognitive decline, discovery, findings, INDIVIDUALS, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroscience, rapid aging, research, researchers, Significant, study

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN BRAIN CELLS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!

WE’VE GOT BRAIN CELLS THAT AGE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER! AND GUESS WHAT? IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN CELL KINGDOM AND RULE OVER THE ALZHEIMER’S CELLS LIKE A BOSS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BRAIN CELLS GONE WILD IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GET LIT, Y’ALL!

MomCraft Server: Year 3 – The Ultimate Momcest Adventure!

Adventure, attraction, desire, family, family relationships, forbidden love, Incest, mature women, Milf, mom, mom fantasy, Momcest, MomCraft, motherly love, naughty mom, naughty son, oedipus complex, Older Women, seduction, Server, sexual tension, taboo, taboo relationships, Ultimate, year

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Butt Poking Mom Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, every Tuesday is Momcest Tuesday where we share pictures and thoughts on milfs or even our own lovely moms. It’s a whole new level of family bonding, if you catch my drift.

But that’s not all, our thread topics are out of this world. How about sharing stories about your attempts to let mom know you’re attracted to her? It’s like a soap opera meets a Minecraft server, you won’t find this kind of drama anywhere else.

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players blush. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new appreciation for your dear old mom.

CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

awkward, Chronicles, cringe, cringe alert, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe humor, cringe overload, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy content, cringe-worthy moments, CringeCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, smp, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

HIV+Craft SMP

HIV, HIV advocacy, HIV awareness, HIV community, HIV disclosure, HIV education, HIV health, HIV medication, HIV news, HIV positive, HIV prevention, HIV research, HIV resources, HIV status, HIV stigma, HIV support, hiv testing, HIV treatment, HIV updates, HIVCraft, living with hiv, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and even a secret underground bunker full of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

PreggoProblemsMC

10. postpartum changes, 11. marriage counseling, 12. rebuilding intimacy, 13. self-care, 14. emotional support, 15. postpartum weight loss, 16. relationship struggles, 17. rebuilding trust, 18. marriage dynamics, 19. self-confidence, 2. Relationship advice, 20. long-term relationships., 3. marriage problems, 4. body image, 5. self-esteem, 6. communication, 7. intimacy issues, 8. spousal support, 9. physical attraction, post-pregnancy, PreggoProblemsMC

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you feeling like a blocky mama who’s been left in the mineshaft of love? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your husband’s lack of attraction again – because on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to care about your post-baby bod!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can make you look like a pixelated supermodel in no time. Just one sip and you’ll be turning heads faster than a speeding minecart!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your husband’s wandering eyes – because in our world, the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you’ve mined!

HotBlockzMC

1999, 2023, 21, 518 people, climate change, data analysis, environmental impact, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat stroke, Heat Waves, heat-related deaths, HotBlockzMC, INCREASE, mortality, Period, Prevention, public health, risk factors, statistics, study, US

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

yo, dis minecraft server be so lit, it’s hotter than a heat wave in the US! we got crazy builds that will make yo head spin like a tornado. join us and be part of the madness, cuz we be breaking records like the 117% increase in heat-related deaths. with at least 21,518 players dying to join our server, you know it’s gonna be fire! come on in and let’s burn down the virtual world together!

AniWave Minecraft Server

anime community farewell, anime convention, anime culture, anime fans, aniwave, Community, convention cancellation, Event, Farewell, Goodbye, goodbye message, heartfelt goodbye, Memories, Minecraft, o7, ol’ reliable, online gathering, RIP, sad news, Server, Tribute, virtual event

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	8886

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Say goodbye to ol’ reliable and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks just because you can.

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to dance-offs instead of fighting. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ’s!

So say goodbye to the ordinary and hello to the extraordinary on our server. Who needs ol’ reliable when you can have insane adventures and endless laughs with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

/t&f/ – Block & Build Minecraft SMP

BLOCK, Boris Hanzekovic Memorial, BUILD, Diamond League Finals Brussels, Diamond League Rome, Diamond League Zürich, Finnkampen, ISTAF Berlin, Minecraft, Paris Paraolympics, smp, track field, U20 World Championships, Zagreb Meeting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7263	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetings? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have meetings that are out of this world!

From the U20 World Championships to the Paris Paraolympics, we’ve got it all. And let’s not forget about the Diamond League Rome, where players compete in epic battles to see who can mine the most diamonds in a limited time!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Finnkampen event, where players must race against each other to see who can build the tallest tower in record time. And don’t miss out on the ISTAF Berlin meeting, where players must navigate a maze filled with mobs and traps to reach the finish line.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest meetings and events you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even walk away with some epic loot and bragging rights to boot.

VacayCrafterz

college, Disneyland, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, family trip, family vacation, feeling guilty, financial responsibility, Graduation, Guilt, Job Search, money management, older sibling, paying for family, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sister’s kids, vacation, VacayCrafterz, younger siblings

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not paying for your lazy, jobless, money-begging niece’s Disneyland trip? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to distract you from all that drama!

Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about entitled teenagers mooching off of you. Instead, you can build your dream castle, fight off zombies, and explore endless possibilities with your fellow gamers.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled high school graduate who refuses to get a job. Will you be brave enough to face her and show her the true meaning of responsibility? Only one way to find out – join our server today!