Big MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Sunburned SMP: Survival with a BIG Update & World Expansion just took a tumble! Custom Fish, Gear, and Enchants await!

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Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
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Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference!
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless!
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded!
🔮 50+ Custom Enchants. Enhance your gear with our extensive collection of over 50 unique custom enchants! From elemental powers to special abilities, these enchants add a whole new dimension to your equipment and gameplay. Discover rare and powerful combinations to become a true legend on the server!
💪 mcMMO Skills and Progression. Level up your character with the popular mcMMO plugin! Develop skills in various areas such as mining, woodcutting, fishing, and combat. Unlock powerful abilities, gain experience, and become a master in your chosen fields. Watch as your character grows stronger with every action you take!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued.

Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Shaded Minecraft server?

A: Simply enter the server IP play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client and start your adventure!

Q: Are there any custom features on the Shaded server?

A: Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as the Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the land claiming and grief prevention system on Shaded to keep your creations safe and secure.

Q: How can I earn ranks and perks on the server?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks as a token of appreciation for your support!

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the Shaded server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional, allowing you to choose whether or not to participate based on your playstyle preferences.

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

big, power, goals, rich fantasies, AMBITION

If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Brother’s Big Day Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of wedding invitations, maid of honor duties, and grandma drama!

Are you ready to navigate through the twists and turns of family relationships while building epic structures and battling mobs? Our server is the perfect place for players who thrive on chaos and drama!

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up for your grandma’s honor, even if it means missing out on your brother’s wedding. Who needs a fancy ceremony when you can have a virtual adventure filled with laughter and tears?

Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join our server today and let the drama unfold in the most unexpected ways! Remember, in our server, family feuds are just another part of the game.

Why is the Big Rivalry Still Holo vs Niji Anyway? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles between the Holo and Niji factions, where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama like this? Plus, rumor has it that the VSPO girls have secret powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you join the chaos or sit back and watch it all unfold? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that is our Minecraft SMP!

/BIG TITS GENERAL/ – /Minecraft SMP/

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we encourage you to post big tits of all kinds! Why? Because we believe in celebrating the diversity of Minecraft characters and their assets. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated cleavage and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.

But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Cash Out Craze: Bet Big, Win Bigger!

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lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got cash-out gambling like wut even is that?? u can place huge bets and then cash out like a boss, makin u feel like a high roller in the virtual world. studies show that people go cray cray and bet 35% more when they can cash out, so come join us and get ur bet on! who needs diamonds when u can win big and cash out like a pro? come join the madness and let’s get this virtual party started!

Big Dick Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where having a big dick is the key to success! Imagine towering over all the other players with your massive member, striking fear into their hearts as you dominate the virtual world. Join us for epic battles where size really does matter, and show off your impressive package to everyone you meet.

But that’s not all – on our server, having a big dick also gives you special powers and abilities. You can use your member to mine blocks faster, build structures with incredible speed, and even unleash devastating attacks on your enemies. With great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you wield your big dick wisely.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being the biggest dick in the game. Trust us, once you go big, you’ll never want to go back.

Big Seven Minecraft SMP and the Rest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where choosing a distro is just as important as choosing your Minecraft skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the base was built by a group of elite players who can fly in real life. Yes, you heard that right. Fly. In. Real. Life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with dragons and ride them into battle. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a majestic dragon, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever you go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to choose your distro wisely – it could mean the difference between victory and defeat.

World’s Big Minecraft Server

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Is it the Eiffel Tower? The Great Wall of China? Nope, it’s actually the size of the spawn area on our Minecraft server! It’s so massive, you’ll need a GPS just to find your way around.

But that’s not all – we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding. It’s like a funky farm meets a disco party meets a TNT explosion extravaganza!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of Steve, the mythical hero of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword becomes invincible and gains the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to do their bidding.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and your pixelated dancing shoes – you’re gonna need ’em!