But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where players can ride on the backs of giant turtles and race through lava-filled obstacle courses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of buttered popcorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the spoon).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted diamond sword that can summon a herd of flying pigs to fight by your side. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party in the End dimension with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most fun community in the blocky world!
But that’s not all, oh no. We’ve also got a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin and have a pet creeper as their leader. Joining this server is like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and creativity.
So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.
1. Our city is so non-catholic that the villagers have replaced all their bread with baguettes because they believe carbs are the true path to enlightenment.
2. The sheep in our server have formed a rebellion against the players and now only drop wool if you can beat them in a dance-off. Get ready to bust out your best moves!
3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for their explosive dance moves!
4. The zombies in our server have taken up knitting as a hobby and now roam the streets with their own custom-made sweaters. Don’t worry, they’re still out to get you, but at least they’re fashionable!
So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew a city with a big Jesus statue could be so un-catholic and full of surprises?
Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who spends all their money on creating the most epic builds and hosting the most extravagant events. From diamond-studded parties to sky-high roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to epic PvP battles, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.
So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us and see where all those expenses are really going. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted superstar of our server!
Join us if you want to shill your oshi, as long as she does ASMR at least once every other week. We even accept corpo vtubers and lewdtubers – the more, the merrier!
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Don’t worry, it’s all subjective. And if you’re looking for who’s live right now, we’ve got lists for that too. Check out our archives and make sure to visit our friends in /vt/, /corpo/, /tsunx/, and more.
So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to English-speaking vtubers who do ASMR? Plus, we have yet to find more friends to join us – so come be a part of our crazy, ASMR-loving family! (´･ω･`)