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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as bumpy as a big, brown, milky, yummy areola! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant cow with the most magnificent set of udders you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that those who dare to milk the cow will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and emeralds! But be warned, the cow is not easily amused and will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you access to its precious milk. So put on your dancing shoes and join us on this epic adventure filled with bumpy areolas and endless treasures!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
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Servercito Survival, Economy, Shop, Homes, Back, Jobs.If the audience improves, it improves little by little.Suggestions are accepted.We are active on discord.
Come /fly with us!
This is DMontgomery’s new Minecraft 1.15.2 server with new worlds and updated plugins.
PVP is not allowed except in designated areas, Creepers can’t blow up your stuff, /KeepInventory is on, and you can use /rtp to find new areas.
You will earn money and claimblocks while you play, get $500 each day with /kit allowance, get $100 and 1 diamond for each vote, and earn extra money from up to 8 jobs.
Zombies aren’t aggressive toward villagers, just us, and there’s an Admin Store for hard-to-find items.
You can use /back, set 5 homes, hold 8 jobs, teleport with your tamed horses, sell your stuff, and vote for diamonds and money.
Our plugins include AreaShop, ChestShop, CoreProtect, Essentials, IronElevators, GriefPrevention, Jobs, mcMMO, MobLeash, RandomTeleport, SilkSpawners, Vault, Votifier, WorldEdit, and WorldGuard.
If you need help with redstone, farming, or gadgets, just ask – we love to help.
Be nice, have fun, and help each other.
Play by your style, wether you’re a toxic player who just enjoys griefing and destruction or a builder who enjoys coalitions and having nice bases (most likely to be griefed if not hidden properly).
2b2t players should be familiar with this playstyle and we aim not to reset the server ever!
Funpvp network, this server has bedwars, skywars, practice, and skyblock, this server is fun for players of all skill levels as our practice server will increase everyone skill at bridging and pvp, we also have a good staff team and support on our discord, this is a fun hacker-free environment so this server is perfect for everyone.