Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being fat, gay, and stupid is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and fabulous friends.
Our server is home to the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you shear them all at once, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a giant marshmallow!
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our ridiculously difficult parkour course, where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are made of rainbows. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end and claim the coveted title of Parkour King (or Queen)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking pigs. They may not have much to say, but they sure know how to throw a good party! Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to out-twist a pig.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just discover that being fat, gay, and stupid is the key to unlocking a whole new level of fun and adventure!
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?
>So you’re just chilling at this epic house party, right? And then out of nowhere, this power couple comes up to you with a twinkle in their eyes. They start dropping hints about how they’re on the hunt for the legendary Bigfoot in Minecraft. Like, what even? But hey, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can go on wild adventures with a couple who are clearly on a quest for the most elusive creature in the game? Join us for a chance to be a part of this epic hunt and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe!
Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have the ideal penis size for all femanons! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with giant phallic structures that will leave you in awe. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing armor. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.
Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!
But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuris, and Toblerones galore! Our alliances are so strong, they’ll make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we’ve got scratch tickets that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot. And don’t even get us started on our fashion history – it’s more legendary than finding diamonds in a cave.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, because where else can you find Mitsubas and Oyasumis hanging out with Stardust Drives? It’s like a party that even Endermen would want to crash.
Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.
Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.
So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!
A Hololive Modded Minecraft Server! We are small community of Hololive lovers and Minecraft lovers. But we got tired of sticking to old vanilla servers and lets face it there are a lot of them already at this point no need to add to the pile.
New map towns are already forming but so much of the map is open for exploration and building Community-minded server with a family-friendly atmosphere Come join us in the quest for survival with perks like land claims rollback protection and anti-grief protection
Are you tired of the big online and just want to relax? Then come to the RazeMe server! Here you will find a lot of things that are popular in anarchies, such as random teleport, private blocks, auto-mine, PVP arena, griefing, and so on. The project is just developing, there are still few teams and features, but there will be more soon)
Welcome to the pure vanilla experience! VanillaDays is looking for a small community to explore and grow with.
We are a whitelisted purely vanilla based server looking to expand the community.
This server is currently at 1.19.2 with a brand new map and will continue to update to new release versions!
To apply to this whitelisted server please email your Minecraft Username to [email protected]
The owner of the server “GET A FREE DONATION CASE – free” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
We are a Minecraft SMP! We offer you many unique features which I explain to you here!
– You can dismantle spawners with a Silk Touch slide pick and place them in your base. These keep their previous spawners (i.e. if you dismantle a Skellet spawner, a Skellet spawner…
– You can claim your own property by selecting 2 blocks with a golden shovel or a stick. Once you have done this, this area can only be mined/developed by you. But you can also add your friends with /trust name
– You can buy unique tools in our ADMIN SHOP. These have e.g. Effi 10 or Plunder 5!
– You can build farms and earn a lot of money with them. With the money you earn, you can buy new equipment or spawners etc. from other players or in the admin shop.
– You can buy keys or ranks with real money and server coins. You also get playing time every day (i.e. 1 day, 2 days, 3 days… always a rare key!)
– You can repair your armor or your tools in general with /repair!
– You get more advantages the higher your rank is. This means, for example, that from the Premium rank you have /craft and therefore a workbench with you permanently. In addition, you already have the player rank /ec. This means you always have an Enderchest!
– We often give away equipment at events, giveaways or even fights! The two owners also play normally on the server (i.e. build their bases without creativity, etc.)
– We release admin items from time to time. This means that they are items that have a colored name and some kind of effect. They don’t actually bring you anything, but they increase in value AND reflect your playing time!
Factions Survival Server with a large discord server and special plugins that give a vanilla + experience without the need for any mods. We have just restarted and are ready to make the server public for the first time