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Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Join our insane Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a giant taco castle or ride a unicorn into battle. It’s time to feel the blocky magic!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take border security to a whole new level! 🚧🚨
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of defending against zombie invasions, creepers trying to sneak in, and even the occasional Ender Dragon trying to cross the border! 😱🐉
But don’t worry, we’ve got THE BEST security measures in place, including lava moats, TNT traps, and a team of highly trained llamas ready to spit on any intruders. 🦙💥
So if you’re looking for a server that takes border security VERY SERIOUSLY (but also knows how to have a good time), then come join us for some epic adventures and INSANE battles! 🎮🔥
Remember, on this server, it’s NO. BIG. DEAL. We’ve got it all under control. 😉🌟
Welcome to our Fat Bitch ThreadMinecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner chunkiness! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is hosted on a giant floating slice of pizza in the sky, because why not?
– Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant chocolate bars and marshmallows to build your dream castle.
– The mobs on our server are all dressed in tutus and tiaras, because even zombies deserve to feel fabulous.
– Our PVP arena is a giant trampoline filled with slime blocks, so you can bounce your way to victory.
– The only way to access our secret treasure room is by doing the Macarena dance in front of a painting of a dancing taco.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Fat Bitch Thread server and let the ridiculousness begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.
Join us and experience EPIC adventures like battling a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes or building a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.
Our community is filled with LEGENDARY players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and can mine diamonds with their minds.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become a Minecraft GOD in no time? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where Europe comes to life in the most INSANE ways possible! Join us for a chance to witnessGLORIOUS battles between French baguettes and Italian pizzas, or maybe even see the legendary Loch Ness Monster swimming in the pixelated waters!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the WILDEST dance parties with disco-loving pandas and breakdancing chickens. And don’t even get us started on the LEGENDARY treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience Europe like never before – in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being fat, gay, and stupid is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and fabulous friends.
Our server is home to the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you shear them all at once, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a giant marshmallow!
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our ridiculouslydifficult parkour course, where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are made of rainbows. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end and claim the coveted title of Parkour King (or Queen)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking pigs. They may not have much to say, but they sure know how to throw a good party! Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to out-twist a pig.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just discover that being fat, gay, and stupid is the key to unlocking a whole new level of fun and adventure!
Welcome to our legendaryMinecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?
>So you’re just chilling at this epic house party, right? And then out of nowhere, this power couple comes up to you with a twinkle in their eyes. They start dropping hints about how they’re on the hunt for the legendary Bigfoot in Minecraft. Like, what even? But hey, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can go on wild adventures with a couple who are clearly on a quest for the most elusive creature in the game? Join us for a chance to be a part of this epic hunt and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe!
Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!
This server will hold the new generation of Towny servers, but will need a player-base to grow. Help us on The Phoenix Order to create the new best minecraft Towny server! We also tend to in the future if the server grows, Add reward for voting(in progress!), and add ranks that can be earned by giveaways and donations. We are also in the progress of making a spawn.
Until we have staff on 24/7.
The owner of the “CraftYou” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
About us !YoyoCraft is a 1.19.3 brand new Minecraft server.It is a Survival server with a ton of plugins that add economy, ranks, crates, shop, auction house, and more to improve the survival experience.Also, you have a ton of opportunities to build automatic farms with the addons of mineable spawners and rare kinds like Iron Golem spawners.Come play with us!!Discord: https://discord.gg/PBkxSDFaYs
What Minecraft game version does YoyoCraft’s server support?YoyoCraft is a 1.19.3 version of Minecraft server. However, we are offering the players to use a Minecraft version between 1.8 and the most recent. But be careful when using an older version that 1.19.3, some blocks could not appear with good textures due to the older version.How to buy ranks of crates keys?For now, there is no website or store developed yet, so every bought will need to be done by PayPal or Interac transfers. For more information, you can take a look at our discord server: https://discord.gg/PBkxSDFaYsTake note that every bought on YoyoCraft is non-refundable in any way.
A world where we can have unique enchantments, incredible weapons, Dungeons with terrifying bosses and much more. Defending our precious SkyTale against the EnderKeepers.
– Unique zombies and mobs– Unique locations – Firearms– Large game world– Traders, quests, tasks– Mutants– Unique NPCs with their own history– Sales system for metal and other items– Purchasing shelters and buildingsIf you want to survive in a post-apocalyptic world with zombies and other mutants, then come to us, here you will find your way, traveler.
The NDAZ project represents survival in post-Soviet times with the events of a zombie apocalypse. You are left completely alone in this harsh world, where hordes of the dead and mutants gloat. Find weapons and equipment, get food and find survivors; united, you can become large traders throughout the mainland, or become bandits and kill people for profit. The game features firearms, various goods for sale and trade, auctions, a system for renting rooms in protected areas, various quests from NPCs with their own life stories! The outcome of the game depends only on you and your decisions!
Haven’t you started playing with us yet? Come in quickly and show who is the most durable of the tenacious players here! The project will please not only you, but also your friends, who will be able to join you in a gang!YOU DO NOT NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE LAUNCHER TO PLAY ON THE SERVER!
Anarchy in it’s truest sense.Grief,Hack,Glitch,Mod,Kill,Destroy to your hearts content. Minimal rule enforcements are given to ensure a relatively playable experience. No rules beyond that. Have a blast! WELCOME TO HELL ON EARTH!