Welcome to SimpleSMP!
Build, explore, and survive in a friendly community without complicated stuff. Feel the vanilla vibes with some cool extras like scissors-stone paper duels for in-game cash. Join the fun and let’s create something awesome together!
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If you are looking for the most INCREDIBLE, MIND-BENDING, and FLAT-OUT AWFUL Minecraft experience ever devised, then look no further! This server will twist your perception of reality, leading you down a spiral of pixelated insanity where logic is a mere suggestion and sanity is a quiet whisper drowned out by the screaming void! Join us. Or don’t. Does it even matter? Nothing matters!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Biomes of Confusion | Explore biomes that keep changing every 5 seconds. Wait, this is a desert or maybe a jungle? Only the trees know! |
| Overly Attached Creepers | They’re your friends but also your nightmares! They’ll follow you home, but don’t worry—home is where your mind is! |
| Reality-Bending Crafting Recipes | Why craft armor when you can create existential dread? Combine a diamond and a question mark to summon the void! |
| Unicorns of Pure Despair | Magical horses that only run backwards and make you rethink all your life choices! Enjoy the ride into nothingness! |
| Time Loop Dungeon | Every time you enter, you might come out in a different decade! Or 17 seconds later. Time is a circle, so why break it? |
Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? Rules are just suggestions from the universe. Why confine yourself? Paint with the colors of chaos!
Q: Is there a story? A: A story? What is a story but a broken record in the grand symphony of madness? Dive into the narrative of oblivion and find your truth!
Q: How do I join? A: Joining is a metaphysical endeavor! Enter your mind, find the portal, and demand the universe to let you in! Or use the IP address. Maybe. Who knows?
“When the music goes quiet, the chaos speaks volumes…”
“Full talent list: What is talent but a societal construct?…”
“Our Favourite Retard’s Twitters echo with the cries of the void…”
Step into an unnerving expanse where every deep breath draws you closer to chaos. Here, we confront the absurdity of existence with the flickering glow of your pixelated avatar. Reach for the impossible while wandering through bone-chilling landscapes inspired by the labyrinthine corridors of an emergency room—complete with ominous glowing blocks and skittering mobs that embody your very fears. Join at your peril!
Anxiety Zones: Navigate through anxiety-inducing landscapes—swim through the Swellaby Swamps where the depths of your fears are amplified by the lurking Voidlings!
Emergency Rooms of the Unspeakable: Enter the Hall of Clinical Discomfort, where each room you step into offers random, nonsensical “treatments” that may heal you or turn you into an uncontrollable ghost.
| Feature | Reality-Bending Effect | Chances Encountered |
|---|---|---|
| Emergency Attire | Don a gown that provides "protection" from cringe but increases familiarity with your errors. | 0.01% (you’re better off naked) |
| Diagnostic Confrontations | Battle unsettling mobs like Anxious Waiting Room Zombies armed with baffling jargon! | 25% if you have meds in inventory |
| Treasure Hunts of Guilt | Find artifacts that unlock new forms of anxiety. Disclaimer: may lead to existential dread. | 10% during parental Zoom calls! |
Did you know? This server has been “banned” in 12 countries, and yet nobody knows exactly why. Rumors suggest it’s due to a “Health Ministry Directive” about involving virtual therapy. What are they hiding?!
A: Only if your pixels agree with her; they have a mind of their own!
Are you ready to confront the absurdity of existence, weigh the crushing tones of family strife, and sense the chaotic energies that gather as you critique your every move? Join us if you dare! But remember: in this realm, you are never truly alone! Your anxieties have companions in every block, lurking, waiting for you to slip into the depth of despair and surreal entertainment.
Enter the server if you seek answers… or questions you never wanted to ask!
Picture this: while you’re busy mining for diamonds, a player pulls out a full set of enchanted leather armor and starts doing yoga poses atop a moving minecart. Why? Because they believe it improves their balance against ender dragons! And if you think that’s wild, wait until you try our official “Minecraft Olympics,” where you’ll see players racing slimes, crafting baked goods mid-lap, and yes, attempting to throw a ghast into the Nether, all while riding a pig!
Speaking of pigs, rumor has it that one too many players have taken it upon themselves to start a competitive pork chop-dance-off under the glow of a gigantic pixelated disco ball. Who wouldn’t want to join in on that chaos and dance their way to victory? Think you can survive the madness, where the only workout plan is “Run from the mobs while carrying a cake!”?
But that’s not all! As a distinguished member of this absurd world, you might accidentally stumble upon a secret protein shake recipe hidden in a dungeon, which grants you the power to sprint in full diamond armor while eating a cooked salmon like a true hero! Show off your gains as you traverse the realms filled with enchanted cardio machines like “The Whirlwind of Withers” or the “Bowser Bicep Blaster!”
So grab your pickaxe, slap on those diamond weights, and get ready to join a community where the gym is just as pixelated as the blocks we break. If you’ve ever wanted to experience the absolute most ridiculous interpretations of fitness while building epic structures and battling mobs, this is the server for you! Just remember to hydrate, because you’re going to need it when the pixelated heat of insanity hits!
our server is like the wild wild west of minecraft, anything goes and nothing is off limits. we got players building giant statues of themselves, unicorns flying around shooting rainbows, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server.
join us if u dare, but be warned, once u enter our world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the madness and mayhem that is our server. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and become a legend in the world of minecraft!
join us for crazy adventures, like the time we all built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our new leader. or the time we had a massive water balloon fight in the sky and accidentally flooded the entire server.
we have the best mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under ur opponents to make them fall into a pit of lava. or our famous parkour challenge where u gotta jump from tree to tree while being chased by a pack of angry wolves.
so come on over and join the madness, cuz on our server, the only rule is to have a blast! who needs age and cognitive skills when u got a bunch of crazy minecrafters like us? let’s build, fight, and laugh together on the best server ever created!
| Server Name | BudderCraft |
|---|---|
| IP | play.buddercraft.net |
| Version | Latest |
| Player Count | Varies |
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The server has a strict policy against all forms of cheating. No mods are allowed, and any cheating activity will result in a permanent ban.
The community is expected to be friendly and non-toxic. Any rude behavior or personal attacks will not be tolerated.
No, large-scale farms are strictly prohibited as they can negatively impact the economy and gameplay balance.
No, joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates and community interaction.
Only Badlion Client and Lunar Client are allowed, with specified mods. Any other modded or pirated clients are strictly prohibited.
Yes, the server is still in beta phase, so expect bugs and lacking features. Suggestions for improvement are welcome.
| Minecraft server IP | pgmc.world |
|---|---|
| Discord Invite | https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join a town or play in the survival world? | You have the option to join a town or explore the survival world and set up your own home. |
| How can I protect my belongings from griefing? | Use the protection menu (/ucp) to set up your own protection and lock your doors and chests. |
| What unique challenges are available on the server? | Face custom mobs, world bosses, and explore the Labyrinth dungeon for special rewards. |
| Do I lose items upon death? | No, you keep all your items when you die. |
| How can I earn money on the server? | Choose a job or set up your own store in the player-run economy. |
| What is the skill and job system like? | Level up skills for extra powers and compete on the skills leaderboard. |
| Is the community welcoming and friendly? | Yes, the server prides itself on having a friendly and inclusive community. |
Are you ready to plunge headfirst into the most *incomprehensibly glorious* (or maybe horrifically terrifying?) Minecraft server of all time?! Yes, we are **definitely** the best, **or perhaps the worst**, but who needs an opinion when existence is but a fleeting illusion?! Forget everything you thought you knew about gameplay; here, we rewrite the very laws of Minecraft while wearing socks on our hands.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Quantum Crafting | Items craft themselves from the **whispers of lost souls**. No recipes, just vibes! |
| Endless Nightmares | Sleep? How about a perpetual state of panic? Monsters don’t exist, except when they do – which is never. |
| Mind Control Minigames | Play games that will mess with your mind, or maybe they’re just figments of your imagination? |
| Blocky Blasphemy | Everything is a cube! **Or are you the cube?** Existential dread at no extra cost! |
| Screaming Cows | Farm animals that respond with *despairing wails*! They know your secrets. |
Q: How do I join this server?
A: Joining is simple—just find the invisible portal beneath your bed, and don’t question why it’s there. If you can’t see it, it’s probably a sign you’re *not* meant to join. Or maybe it means you’re already here?
Q: What version of Minecraft are you using?
A: Versions are constructs of a broken reality. We might be on 1.18, or perhaps we’re in the *twilight zone* where numbers don’t apply. Check your dreams!
Q: Can I get help if I’m lost?
A: Lost? Every step you take just leads you deeper into the *beautiful madness*. You’re never lost; you’re just exploring the **mysteries of your own mind**!
“This video is fucking hilarious. Conservatives can’t even explain why they believe the things they do. Just very stupid people. Sad!” – The voice in your head when you sit too close to the pixelated fire.
Dive straight into a dystopian shopping experience where grocery carts hold the secrets of the universe and self-checkouts reveal the true nature of reality! Join us in the Chaos Cart, a Minecraft server dedicated to exploring the absurdities of social interactions through the lens of pixelated madness.
In a world where every scan matters and every transaction is a stepping stone to cosmic enlightenment, decide for yourself: was it rude to cut the line? In this twisted realm, social norms are as flimsy as a paper receipt. You may feel the oppressive gaze of lurking spectators whose judgment can shatter dimensions! The checkout aisle is a battleground for the socially anxious and a hideout for those brave enough to buck the system. Will you challenge the universe’s balance or submit to the tyrannical order of grocery etiquette?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Self-Checkout of Doom | Navigate an ever-chaotic self-checkout experience where items randomly multiply! Beware of the cursed avocados! |
| Social Anxiety Simulator | Participate in quests that amplify your in-game social awkwardness; perform pickups and checkouts under immense pressure! |
| The Rude-O-Meter | Measure your rudeness levels against community standards—can you keep them in check? |
| Cosmic Cart Battles | Engage in chaotic PvP battles where victory is determined by who can load their cart the fastest! |
| Inventory Backlash | Mismanage your groceries and face the wrath of dimensional anomalies—good luck with that! |
Rumor has it the Cart Wars are not just a playful skirmish! They are a cover-up by intergalactic grocery entities trying to maintain control over the pricing of essential goods. Why did bread prices rise overnight? The Illuminati of the Grocery Aisle has an explanation, but it involves redaction.
WARNING: This server may lead to existential crises and impromptu philosophical debates in the snack aisle. Beware of the Great Grocery Ghosts—champions of checkout queues!
“I entered for the carts but was welcomed by an army of sentient bananas. Rude? No! Just delightfully chaotic!” — BraveBagger23
“My boyfriend still insists we stand one inch apart. This server made our checkout nightmares a bonding experience!” — CartSurfer99
Is there an easy way to avoid confrontation?
Contact often leads to confrontation by default. Embrace it!
Why are there shopping carts flying across the map?
This is simply the essence of freedom in the grocery cosmos!
Perhaps! But only if you dare to dig through layers of unreason!
The Chaos Cart is not just a server; it’s a way of life. Will you obey the oppressive forces that dictate your checkout experience, or will you forge your own path through the madness? Step into our world where every block tells a story, every fruit may hold a truth, and every cart may just unlock the door to an alternate universe.
Beware: Once you enter, there’s no telling if you’ll come out the same—or if you’ll want to. Join now… if you dare! 🛒✨
