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CraftySplurge – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Have you ever spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds on a shiny new enchanted sword, only to realize it was totally worth it when you slayed a whole army of creepers with just one swing? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to show off your blingiest loot. Who needs real-world riches when you can be the king of the blocky world? Trust us, it’s worth every single emerald.

Regret-Free Splurge

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to buy a virtual golden toilet for the low, low price of 1000 diamonds! And guess what? You’ll never regret it because every time you sit on it, you’ll feel like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers and bragging rights for eternity!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life with a golden toilet and jousting chickens? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6015
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

If you had a million diamonds, what’s the first thing you would craft? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner block-building billionaire! Build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks or create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the virtual world!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Void Armor Forged:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	849063	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9782	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Votes:	9193	Divine Spears Created:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

FetishCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

CraftyComrades

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Animals Bred:	38	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Votes:	9806
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crops Grown:	2927
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).

So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.