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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4571 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8430 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.
