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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8851 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
