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PixelPants: I never die in Minecraft!

BETRAYAL, big secret, biggest lie, Communication, confession, cover up, Deception, Die, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, Infidelity, love, Minecraft, partner, PixelPants, relationship, Reveal, reveal the truth, Secrets, Trust, Truth, white lie

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3981	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your last relationship? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much drama, you’ll forget all about that time you said you were just “going out with friends” when you were actually at home binge-watching Netflix.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who needs honesty when you can have this much fun? So come on, join our server and let the lies and laughter begin!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	2076	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Void Gems Collected:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1894	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Emeralds Found:	5812	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Animals Bred:	177	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	4017	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	114	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Animals Bred:	136
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5576	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	553
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Animals Bred:	104	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9245	Farms Harvested:	521
Crops Grown:	5830	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Items Found:	1839
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	3834	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7031
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Void Armor Forged:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	197
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!