| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3898 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9151 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 87 |
Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla
mc.detvestiworld.fun
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7637 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 219 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1593 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1893 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4025 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5119 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?
So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 300 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9734 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6364 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4696 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 188 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.
plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.
come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4862 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Ores Mined: | 2858 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.
2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!
3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.
5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7387 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.
Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!
