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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Farms Harvested:	796	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

Analysis, confusion, consideration, contemplation, deep thoughts, deliberation, hmmm, Hmmmmmmmmmmm, introspection, meditation, Minecraft, Musings, pondering, Questioning, Reflection, rumination, smp, Soul searching, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Star Shards Collected:	179	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

KidWatch Minecraft Server

child safety, childcare, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, family dynamics, Frustration, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, KidWatch, Marriage, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, parenting disagreements, Server, sharing responsibilities, supervision, teamwork, work-life balance, young children

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

MommaNoWedding

ceremony, Chef de Cuisine, concert venue, emotional distress, ENGAGEMENT, family, grudges, happy moment, high end restaurant, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, long term relationship, MommaNoWedding, mother-daughter relationship, old school, sibling support, stubbornness, Traditional, vip lounge, Wedding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	225	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	120
Dragon Eggs Found:	3399	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	234
Love Letters Sent:	6	Towns Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Skillz4DayzCraft

Abilities, AMBITION, Aptitude, aspiration, capability, Development, education, Enhancement, Expertise, growth, Improvement, INSTANT, knowledge, learning, Mastery, Potential, proficiency, Skills, Skillz4DayzCraft, talent, Training

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Animals Bred:	115	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2128
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5488
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Grave Property – Own it!

Afterlife, burial, burial ground, cemetery, death, end of life, Estate Planning, eternal rest, family plot, final resting place, grave, gravestone, Inheritance, interment, Legacy, memorial, mortality, Property, property ownership, Solemn, Somber

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5971	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

But that’s not all! We’ve got extractions happening left and right, with E.G.O [TETH] : Bygone Days Ishmael causing chaos wherever it goes. And let’s not forget about the Target Extraction: [ Ryoshu ] ID & E.G.O, because who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned showdown?

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!