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MortgageCraft: Boyfriend Edition

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crops Grown:	5081
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Meteorites Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this one! Join us and leave behind the stress of mortgages and boyfriends who think they deserve to be on it just because they exist.

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone demanding to be on the mortgage. You can mine for diamonds without worrying about someone else trying to claim them as their own. And best of all, you can explore a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Because here, the only thing you owe anyone is a good time and maybe some virtual diamonds.

BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid

Baltic states, BalticCraft, baltics, count down, Days, Energy Cooperation, energy diversification, energy independence, energy policy, energy security, energy sovereignty, Energy Transition, Escape, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, Grid, Infrastructure, LEAVING, political tensions, power grid, renewable energy, Russian, Russian energy grid, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Animals Bred:	115
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.

DubaiCraft: Russian Shadow Fleet

#covert operations, Black Market, DUBAI, Dubai companies, DubaiCraft, Fleet, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, investigation, Maritime, money laundering, offshore companies, ownership, russia, Russian, Russian shadow fleet, sanctions, Shadow, shadow economy, shipping, suspicious, Vessels, YLE

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5906	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1802	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz guess what? We got more than 50 Russian shadow fleet vessels belongin’ to Dubai companies! Like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite?

So, like, picture this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re surrounded by these epic ships, sailin’ around and causin’ chaos. You can hop on board and pretend you’re a pirate or somethin’. Arrr, matey!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that these ships are actually haunted by ghost pirates who will challenge you to duels and stuff. It’s like a real-life Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but in Minecraft form. How insane is that?

So, like, if you wanna experience the thrill of sailin’ the high seas and battle ghost pirates, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Eternal Void Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, Anons, Body, coping, dead dads, delicate, distrust, emotional pain, ETERNAL, family, Father, fragile life, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, Miracle, mourning, Realms, relationships, vitality, Void, yearning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Join our Minecraft server for an unforgettable experience!

Are you dealing with daddy issues? Well, our server is the perfect place for you!

Just like life, our server is fragile and full of surprises.

Experience the delicate balance of building and surviving in a world where trust is a luxury.

Join now and let your distrust in reality guide you through our virtual realm.

Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

Mineflix & Chill

Beloved, childhood favorite, Chill, classic, comfort film, comfort movie, Cozy, escapism, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, go to, guilty pleasure, Mineflix, movie marathon, movie night, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, rewatched, stress relief, Timeless

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ores Mined:	4045	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of rewatching the same old movies over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate comfort movie for your gaming soul! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave – just like that one movie you can’t stop watching. So come on down and join us for a cinematic experience like no other!

Sugary Saturated Impulse Craft

added sugar, adolescent rats, adult behavior, brain development, Cognitive control, cognitive function, Craft, Decision making, diet, dietary habits, health, high-fat diet, human development, impulse, impulsiveness, impulsivity, motor tasks, nutrition, obesity, poor self-control, researchers, saturated, saturated fats, sugary

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE A RAT WITH BAD DECISION MAKIN SKILLS! WE FEED U HIGH-FAT DIET SO U CAN BE IMPULSIVE AND HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL! U CAN BE LIKE A TEENAGE RAT AND MAKE DUMB CHOICES! COME JOIN US AND SEE HOW UR BRAIN DEVELOPS INTO A MUSHY MESS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTRATS #BADDECISIONS

THE WORST SERVER IN MINECRAFT Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, BUILD, Capture, Cheats, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, destroy, DISLIKEMS, donation items, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friendly, game modes, Grief, Griefersky, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Mini Games, Naruto, No Lags, No Registration, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, sky pvp, Smartphone, Survival, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, Weak PCs, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher, worst server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to the DISLIKEMS server!

IP: dis.likemc.top | Store: a4craft.store

Supported versions:

1.8.X – 1.21.X

Recommended version: 1.19.4

What awaits you:

Survival – survive and build your world

Griefersky – destroy and capture

Sky PVP – fight on the clouds!

Why DISLIKES?

Unique plugins created just for us

Interactive smartphone with mini-games

Warm and friendly community

No lags even on weak PCs

Huge selection of game modes

Free donation items for all players

High online – there is always someone to play with!

Our server is not just a game. This is a community where everyone will find their place. Join and become part of DISLIKEMS!

dis.likemc.top

Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, BEJITA, dirty talk, Domination, face sitting, fart domination, fart fantasy, fart fetish, fart on my face, fart queen, fart slave, fart worship, FARTING, fetish, gas mask, Humiliation, Isles, Kinky, mystic, Realm, role-play, Smothering, submissive, taboo

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5088	New Chunks Explored:	338186
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Farms Harvested:	466
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your face!

I mean, where else can you find a server that lets you ride llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? It’s like a disco party in a cave filled with creepers and chickens wearing top hats!

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at midnight. It’s like watching a bunch of deranged pandas fight over a slice of pizza – pure chaos and pure entertainment!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make Minecraft weird again, baby!

CountrysideCraft

Adventure, beauty, best, Countries, countryside, countryside destinations, countryside escapes, countryside views, CountrysideCraft, Exploration, landscapes, natural beauty., Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, picturesque, Rural, Scenic, Serene, Tranquil, travel

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Star Shards Collected:	260
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic country-side you’ve ever seen! We’ve got rolling hills, lush forests, and even a secret unicorn sanctuary hidden deep in the woods. Join our server and experience the beauty of virtual nature like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a top-secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of diamonds so big, you’ll need a wheelbarrow to carry them all.

So, if you’re looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of magic, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into? Join now and start your epic journey through the best country-side in Minecraft!

MaxPressureCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, envoy, foreign relations, global security, international affairs, iran, maximum pressure, MaxPressureCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military tensions, negotiations, nuclear deal, Politics, sanctions, trump, Ukraine, united nations, united states, world leaders

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and, like, the most epic builds ever. like, one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken that was, like, terrorizing the land. and, like, we totally defeated it with our mad skills and teamwork.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all our treasure and, like, rare items. it’s, like, a maze down there, dude. you gotta be super smart to find your way around.

oh, and, like, did i mention we have flying pigs on this server? yeah, dude. you can ride them and, like, fly around the map. it’s totally insane.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing ever.