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Crafty Cunts & Big Niggas Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2110	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with your friends and big niggas from all over the world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the craziness of it all that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most lit and hype Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Animals Bred:	150	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Runes Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

CraftyCaffeineBoost

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more energy than a creeper on a sugar rush, so say goodbye to boring energy drinks and hello to non-stop fun and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6746	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ukrainian forces are dominating like never before! we have captured more land than russia has in ukraine in just one week! it’s like a virtual war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. join us for the ultimate battle for supremacy and see if you can conquer as much land as the ukrainians! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for victory!

HostageCraft: Hamas Edition

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Crops Grown:	9378
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af! We got creepers blowin’ up left n right, zombies chasin’ ya everywhere, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics! But wait, there’s more – our admin team is like the Avengers, always savin’ the day and makin’ sure everyone has a blast!

And get this, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – diamonds, emeralds, you name it! But be careful, there’s a rumor goin’ around that a creeper army is guardin’ it, so you better bring your A-game!

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server breathin’ fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? Yeah, we’re basically the badasses of Minecraft.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turnin’ back. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome!

BurpCraftFartLand

Behavior, bodily functions, BurpCraftFartLand, burps, code-switching, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Diversity, Etiquette, farts, funny habits, humor, Language, linguistic diversity, Manners, social behavior, social customs, Social Interaction, social norms, taboo

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ores Mined:	4968	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A BUNCH OF FOLKS WHO CODE-SWITCH THEIR BURPS AND FARTS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE WALKING AROUND AND HEARING SOMEONE BURP IN JAVA AND FART IN PYTHON. IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WHO CAN DO THE MACARENA. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT? COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER BURPING FARTING CODER.

RatPoisonRave

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rats on steroids runnin around like they own the place. these rats be eatin some next level rat poison, makin em super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to enter their territory. but don’t worry, we got some epic predators on the server too, all hyped up on that rat poison and ready to take down those beefed up rodents. it’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with carnivores and rats dukin it out for supremacy. so come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world of ARs and predators!

Vanilla Teams

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mines Excavated:	4011	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Vanilla Teams is a 1.20+ Java Edition Minecraft Server. The server primarily focuses on Team Based Crystal PvP while incorporating small PvE elements. Fight with your friends to win events like KOTH to win Team Points and get to the Top of the Leaderboard! We feature; – Optimized Crystals – Economy Shop – Auto Maxed Villagers We look forward to seeing you on! – vanillateams.net

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